Jackscott
Description
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
-
Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1092 )
-
The Lotus Eaters
Greece beckons – seven lazy days round a Cretan pool. As with last year, we’re flying from Norwich’s bijou international airport but, unlike last year, we’ve... Read more
Posted on 10 June 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
No Frills, No Thrills
Queuing is as quintessentially British as fish and chips, a Sunday roast or chicken tikka masala. I’m all for it. It appeals to my first-come-first-served... Read more
Posted on 03 June 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Life is a Cabaret, Old Chum
This year’s Norfolk and Norwich Festival has been in full swing with the usual eclectic mix of the traditional and the avant-garde in words, music, dance,... Read more
Posted on 27 May 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Money, Museums and Men
On the second day of our London jolly, we were planning to take in the view from the Shard, until we realised it was thirty quid a piece. Read more
Posted on 20 May 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Hard Act to Follow
When Liam planned our ‘jolly’ down memory lane, he wasn’t to know it would be the hottest May Day holiday on record. The Sun puts a smile on everyone’s face,... Read more
Posted on 13 May 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Nothing Like a Dame
We took our seats at Cinema City for Nothing Like a Dame, a film that captures four great thespian dames – Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Joan Plowright and Eileen... Read more
Posted on 06 May 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
For the uninitiated, the Channel Islands are an archipelago in the English Channel, spitting distance from the French coast of Normandy. They include, among... Read more
Posted on 29 April 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Bubble-Wrapped Barcelona
Well not actually Barcelona – Sitges, a smart resort a few miles south which has been a magnet for the A-Gays for donkey’s years, even before that bastard Franc... Read more
Posted on 22 April 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Itchy Knits
March was Maker’s Month at the Forum where handy creatives from across the county showcased their passion for all things woven and sewn. Read more
Posted on 15 April 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Some EnchanTIN Evening
As some people on Faceache already know, last week was a double anniversary for me and him indoors – 12 years since we first met and 10 years hitched. Thank... Read more
Posted on 08 April 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Strangers’ Hall
A bitter east wind blew us into Strangers’ Hall with its unassuming entrance on Charing Cross. That’s Charing Cross in Norwich not its more celebrated twin in... Read more
Posted on 01 April 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Middle England Or Middle America?
Imelda Staunton or Frances McDormand? Who could choose? Not us, so we did both.First up, Imelda was finding her feet in Finding Your Feet, ably supported by a... Read more
Posted on 24 March 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Schindler’s Lift
Following a boozy afternoon on the tiles, I had no memory of making it back to our hotel in East London. This is despite staggering from Soho to Piccadilly... Read more
Posted on 18 March 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Naughty Square Mile
It was high time for a little naughty fun in the smoke – a chance to spend a boozy afternoon with the London landlady of our Turkey years and an old mucker of... Read more
Posted on 11 March 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Tales from Hollywood
Two Hollywood stories caught my eye recently as I flicked through my newspaper and sipped my coffee in a local café. The first was the revelation that comedy... Read more
Posted on 04 March 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Baby, It’s Cold Outside
A Siberian cold front – ‘The Beast from the East’ – has rolled in from Europe, cloaking the flatlands in a thick blanket of fluffy snow drifting in the... Read more
Posted on 28 February 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Can I Get, Like, a Coffee?
It’s often said that the strength of the English Language is its extraordinary ability to absorb, evolve and invent. All fine and dandy. Otherwise we’d still... Read more
Posted on 25 February 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Milk and Two Sugars, Please
This winter’s brought some lively weather to keep us from our slumber and to wake the dead in the funeral parlour next door. Unsurprisingly, the huffing and... Read more
Posted on 18 February 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Darkest Hour
There’s been a flurry of historical war films lately and more to come, I’m sure. It’s not surprising, given the various centenaries involving the Great War of... Read more
Posted on 11 February 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Come on Baby, Do the Loco-motion with Me
With low eastern skies the colour of Milk of Magnesia, I’ve been pining for the hazy days of last summer when we were giants of the steam age, quite a result fo... Read more
Posted on 04 February 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION
