Jackscott
Description
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
MY BLOGS
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1083 )
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Some EnchanTIN Evening
As some people on Faceache already know, last week was a double anniversary for me and him indoors – 12 years since we first met and 10 years hitched. Thank... Read more
Posted on 08 April 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Strangers’ Hall
A bitter east wind blew us into Strangers’ Hall with its unassuming entrance on Charing Cross. That’s Charing Cross in Norwich not its more celebrated twin in... Read more
Posted on 01 April 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Middle England Or Middle America?
Imelda Staunton or Frances McDormand? Who could choose? Not us, so we did both.First up, Imelda was finding her feet in Finding Your Feet, ably supported by a... Read more
Posted on 24 March 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Schindler’s Lift
Following a boozy afternoon on the tiles, I had no memory of making it back to our hotel in East London. This is despite staggering from Soho to Piccadilly... Read more
Posted on 18 March 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Naughty Square Mile
It was high time for a little naughty fun in the smoke – a chance to spend a boozy afternoon with the London landlady of our Turkey years and an old mucker of... Read more
Posted on 11 March 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Tales from Hollywood
Two Hollywood stories caught my eye recently as I flicked through my newspaper and sipped my coffee in a local café. The first was the revelation that comedy... Read more
Posted on 04 March 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Baby, It’s Cold Outside
A Siberian cold front – ‘The Beast from the East’ – has rolled in from Europe, cloaking the flatlands in a thick blanket of fluffy snow drifting in the... Read more
Posted on 28 February 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Can I Get, Like, a Coffee?
It’s often said that the strength of the English Language is its extraordinary ability to absorb, evolve and invent. All fine and dandy. Otherwise we’d still... Read more
Posted on 25 February 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Milk and Two Sugars, Please
This winter’s brought some lively weather to keep us from our slumber and to wake the dead in the funeral parlour next door. Unsurprisingly, the huffing and... Read more
Posted on 18 February 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Darkest Hour
There’s been a flurry of historical war films lately and more to come, I’m sure. It’s not surprising, given the various centenaries involving the Great War of... Read more
Posted on 11 February 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Come on Baby, Do the Loco-motion with Me
With low eastern skies the colour of Milk of Magnesia, I’ve been pining for the hazy days of last summer when we were giants of the steam age, quite a result fo... Read more
Posted on 04 February 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
My Brokeback Mountain Moment
Recently, I received a solicitous email from an ‘admirer’ who wrote:You look nice and charming, to be honest, I can’t pass your page without saying HELLO to suc... Read more
Posted on 28 January 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Old Money, No Money
This is the second article originally published at On the Ege Magazine back in the day. I’ve rescued it from the bin to re-post for posterity. Why? Because I... Read more
Posted on 21 January 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
On the Feast of Stephen
On Christmas Eve my thumb began to ache and throb. I drank through the pain. By the Feast of Stephen, it resembled a medieval pox. The image doesn’t really do... Read more
Posted on 14 January 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
One Foot in the Grave
There’s one evergreen Christmas custom in the Scott-Brennan household that gets rolled out every year – thumbing through the Radio Times for festive televisual... Read more
Posted on 07 January 2018 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Top of the Pansy Pops 2017
Perking the Pansies has recently passed its seventh birthday. It’s quite a milestone, I think. Most personal blogs are lucky to make it beyond the terrible twos. Read more
Posted on 31 December 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Twas the Night Before Christmas
It’s Christmas Eve and, after a year of sensible eating, tomorrow we’re looking forward to calorific grub (thank you M S), artery-hardening afters, saturated... Read more
Posted on 24 December 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Turkey, a Land for All Seasons
I was weeding out my files recently and came across a few articles I wrote for On the Ege Magazine back in the day. Memories of glory days long past came... Read more
Posted on 17 December 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Acid Test
Liam suffers from acid reflux – indigestion from Hell – which he controls with early dinners and prescription drugs. In rare cases, the condition can lead to... Read more
Posted on 03 December 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
What a Bang!
When we first moved into the micro-loft we tarted up the bathroom and fitted a fancy new shower screen. But East Anglian water is so hard it almost hurts –... Read more
Posted on 26 November 2017 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION
