Jackscott
A diminutive, myopic, washed up ex-pretty boy with my best years behind me with a distinctly perverse and frivolous view of the world.
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Perking the Pansies
http://www.perkingthepansies.com/
Imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country. I chronicle our exploits with the mad, the sad, the bad and the glad in a blog for the whole world to ignore.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1059 )
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Lighting Up the Dark Ages
Following our friendly skirmish with modern Norsemen, we decided to give the Viking Exhibition at Norwich Castle a whirl and find out a little bit more about... Read more
Posted on 07 September 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Totally Quackers
It was hotter than Havana the day a paddling of technicolor plastic ducks floated into town for the Grand Norwich Duck Race on the River Wensum – a plucky... Read more
Posted on 31 August 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Drunken Sons of Odin
Recently, Liam and I were enjoying a drink at a local watering hole, entertained by a lively band of Vikings – rowdy, boisterous and very, very drunk but much... Read more
Posted on 24 August 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Norwich – Irresistible and Imperfect
We moved to Norwich in 2012 after our four year adventure in Turkey. During this short time, the city has become busier, buzzier, more welcoming and more divers... Read more
Posted on 17 August 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Summertime in the Netherlands
It was that time of year again when I joined my partner in crime and the force of nature that is Jo Parfitt for our annual general meeting to discuss this... Read more
Posted on 10 August 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
God Save You Queens
Sadly, for various reasons, we didn’t make it to Norwich Pride 2019 for the daytime festivities, though we did manage to catch the tail-end of the fun and raise... Read more
Posted on 03 August 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Did I Feel the Love Tonight?
I love the Lion King. I love the original Disney animation. I love the musical. And when I saw the trailer for the ‘photorealistic’ computer-generated remake,... Read more
Posted on 27 July 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
And About Time Too!
Finally, the United Kingdom Parliament at Westminster intends to legislate on two important issues affecting Northern Ireland – marriage equality and abortion... Read more
Posted on 20 July 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Glory Days
One gloriously sunny Sunday, Liam chucked me on a bus for one of our regular jollies to the small towns of Norfolk. We caught the right 5a to North Walsham,... Read more
Posted on 13 July 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Happy Pride
Pride season is in full swing with processions and celebrations large and small up and down the realm and around the globe. It’s a time to revel in the diversit... Read more
Posted on 06 July 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Last Dance
A few months back, my old girl turned ninety and we threw her a bit of a do. Family and friends pitched up to make a fuss and shower her with gifts of cards,... Read more
Posted on 29 June 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Darling Starlings
In past years, the little nooks tucked beneath our eaves have provided a cosy des res for tits with chicks. This year, the tits have been evicted by pairs of... Read more
Posted on 22 June 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Go West!
One thing we confirmed during our cheery jolly to Shrewsbury is that, according to Salopians (as Shropshire folk are called), it’s pronounced Shroosbury, as in... Read more
Posted on 15 June 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Norwich Life
Liam and I are taking a little jolly to Shrewsbury (pronounced Shrowsbury or Shroosbury – we’ve not sure which) and Ludlow (definitely pronounced Ludlow) to... Read more
Posted on 08 June 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Rocketman
I was a huge Elton John fan as a teenager. I had all the albums, lots of the singles and a large poster of Elton in over-sized star-shaped glasses on my... Read more
Posted on 01 June 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
We’re All Doomed
according to those in the know. Global warming is melting the ice caps, sea levels are rising and, sooner rather than later, Britannia will sink beneath the... Read more
Posted on 24 May 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
All Change, Please
One lesbian is murdered by a cowardly nationalist sniper while another becomes the Democratic Unionist Party’s first ever openly gay councillor. Read more
Posted on 18 May 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sing, Canaries, Sing
Football, as we all know, is filthy rich – a huge multi-billion pound global business and a not altogether honest one, with bungs and bribes flying about like... Read more
Posted on 11 May 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Knocking Up a Mock-Up
Regular pansyfans may recall that Springtime Books (that’s me and my partners in crime) are working on an anthology of expat stories about Turkey. Read more
Posted on 04 May 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION -
Beware of Crossing Ducks
British weather is notoriously changeable – from drab to sparkling, drenched to parched, cold to clammy – sometimes all in the space of a few days. Read more
Posted on 27 April 2019 DIARIES, EXPAT, SELF EXPRESSION