Diaries Magazine

Hotpot, Ken?

By Jackscott @jackscottbodrum

Now we’ve moved on to fresh fields, my five-day-a-week gym routine is no more. Whereas I was once able to stroll to my city center torture chamber, I’d now have to bus it – so that’s that. But, I still need to help my circulation by power-pushing my aging legs, and avoid diabetes by keeping the pounds off. So we’ve invested in this monster.

Hotpot, Ken?

No longer am I able to leer discretely (or not so discretely) at the sweaty fellas squatting and pressing around me. No. My view has been replaced by classic episodes of Coronation Street from the eighties, weekdays on ITV3. The tattooed talent in tight togs have given way to dreary Deirdre’s dreadful perm, wooden Ken’s unlikely sexual prowess, bottle-blonde Bet’s gravity-defying hair do, blue-rinsed Phyllis’ hopeless pursuit of flat-capped miserable old fart, Percy Sugden, Jack and Vera’s endless bickering and Betty’s nuked hotpot. I love it. The script is glorious and my guilty secret is out.


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