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• DIY Tips With Tommy Tapper – #2 Boilers

  

  Tommy Tapper, “Plumber To The Stars” provides a valuable introduction to DIY.If it can be fixed he won’t be able to do itHis manual, “I Bodge Therefore I am,” i... Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2014 HUMOR

• Should My Boyfriend Be Ironing His Scrotum? – Oily George Answers!

  

  Hello Oily,My boyfriend has taken to ironing his scrotum.Luckily this is after he’s finished his smalls. Apart from singeing around the pubic area and agonised... Read more

  Posted on 27 March 2014 HUMOR

• I’ve Learned A New Word Today – Tuesday! – Aunty Bill Profers Tuesday Tips

  

  Hello AuntyI learned a new word today. Tuesday.This means that my week is now four days long. Wednesday, Saturday, Monday and now Tuesday. What can I do to... Read more

  Posted on 26 March 2014 HUMOR

• Diving For Pearls – By Paul Holland

  Shifting over in the bed. Waking at My usual time to wake Minutes before the alarm sounds. I laugh at the lonely Silliness, Of my being pleased That I can turn... Read more

  Posted on 25 March 2014 HUMOR

• The London Eye Sports A Cumberland Sausage! – Sausage Request #53

  

  This week’s request comes from a very fine Australian, The Bilge Bucket whose blog you can FIND HEREThe London Eye has become a London landmark and as... Read more

  Posted on 22 March 2014 HUMOR

• Dylan Thomas – An Appreciation – By Hermione Moist

  Hello,Hermione Moist, the latest muse to pen an ode or two for GFB, outlines her appreciation of the great Welsh poet, drinker, shagger and slip-on wearer... Read more

  Posted on 21 March 2014 HUMOR

• 2014 Budget Reveals What The Tories Think Of Britain

  

  The 2014 budget and subsequent #ToryBingo furore has led many to ask? What things do hardworking people really enjoy? To answer this question GFB has... Read more

  Posted on 20 March 2014 HUMOR

• Cinema Icon Amelie With Her Special Sausage! Sausage Requests #53

  

  Hello!This week’s requests comes from a blogger very close to Gingerfightback’s heart who is having a major operation this week. You can chart her progress in... Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2014 HUMOR

• The Puppet – Train Travel Tales #64

  

  YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!The Puppet“York? Fookin Shitehole!” shouted the Geordie.At first, hearing every town at which the train stopped described as a “Fookin’... Read more

  Posted on 13 March 2014 HUMOR

• Michael Jackson, Moonwalking and Cats Don’t Mix – By Bob On The Pot

  

  Hello,I visited my sister Roberta a fortnight ago to help her gangly wastrel partner Darren, a man who once tried to steal my roof, plumb in their new washing... Read more

  Posted on 12 March 2014 HUMOR

• The Op Was A Disaster And Now I Am Part Sheep! – Help Me Aunty Bill!

  

  Hello AuntyI recently had a new leg sewn on. Unfortunately the surgeon had been on the ale for several days and sewed a leg of lamb on by mistake. Read more

  Posted on 11 March 2014 HUMOR

• Sauron As A Sausage? My What A Big Ring! Sausage Requests #46

  

  HelloThis week’s request comes from a great friend of GFB, the wonderful Sue and her brilliant blog Lost In China which you can find HERE! - have a look – she... Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2014 HUMOR

• Schoolboy Bullied For Being Ginger Is Now An International Model!

  

  “I was a victim of bullying back in school. My advice is to always tell someone straight away and ask for help. Keeping it to yourself will only be more damagin... Read more

  Posted on 07 March 2014 HUMOR

• Can I Make My Fortune From My Buttocks? Oily George Says Yes!

  

  OilyI was wondering if there is an opening for a guy like me in your movies. I am 6 feet tall, tanned and my buttocks are pert. Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2014 HUMOR

• Hotels – By Hermione Moist

  Bonnie Charlie’s noo awaSafely o’er the friendly main;He’rts will a’most break in twaShould he no’ come back again. Chorus Will ye no’ come back again? Will ye... Read more

  Posted on 05 March 2014 HUMOR

• Benedict Cumberbatch’s Fence – This Month’s Feature In Fences Of The Famous!

  

  Hello!“All the world’s a fence.”Like doubts, we all have them or know someone who has them. Fences that is.What does your Fence say about you?  Secondary... Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2014 HUMOR

• Gibbons Are Great! They Can Play The Banjo For Starters!

  

  HelloAbout a year ago we cause quite a stir with this post about Gibbons, Banjos and the Diary of lost Missionary Obadiah Melordy, who was the first honky to... Read more

  Posted on 03 March 2014 HUMOR

• Chitty Chitty Banger Banger! Sausage Request #53

  

  Crikey!The wonderful and brilliant lass from ooop North via Canada, Catherine Johnson (read her brilliant words HERE!) asked for a Sausagey Update of classic... Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2014 HUMOR

• Arts Scene – With Terry Cotter The Potter

  

  Hello,My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel,... Read more

  Posted on 28 February 2014 HUMOR

• Disco Dave’s – Party Music Tips!

  Our local pub has a disco on Friday nights. For years the music was provided by a bloke who went under the name Moby Discs until he was imprisoned for... Read more

  Posted on 27 February 2014 HUMOR