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• Mexican Mescal Madness And My Girl Is Flat! Aunty Bill Please Help!

  

  Aunty Bill,6 weeks ago I was walking along Blackpool Pier, whistling a cheery refrain when a seagull swooped down and pecked me in the unmentionables.A nearby... Read more

  Posted on 29 May 2014 HUMOR

• Torture Techniques And Tips – A Handy Guide – By Stench McBain

  

  Hello,The best way to crack a terrorist?  Veruccas.I learned to love and cherish my veruccas. Not only were they a food source they also made steadfast... Read more

  Posted on 28 May 2014 HUMOR

• Crackhead In The Cupboard Warns About The Perils Of Cigarettes

  

  Hi Kids,Smoking Tobacco Is Bad For YOU! This applies to Cigarettes, Cigars, Cigarillos and Pipes (but not crack pipes). I would also counsel against smoking... Read more

  Posted on 27 May 2014 HUMOR

• British Politics – Nonsense For A Purpose – An Occasional Series

  

  There was contrived amazement in the Papers about the Racist (UKIP) Party’s  minor success in fooling morons to vote for them on the basis of ignorance, fear an... Read more

  Posted on 24 May 2014 HUMOR

• Prince Charles – The Royal Chinstrap!

  

  Hello!To celebrate world chinstrap week, Gingerfightback brings to you some of the great and good down the years who have proudly sported one.As Shakespeare... Read more

  Posted on 23 May 2014 HUMOR

• Prince Charles – Now He Slags Of Paul McCartney & The Dalai Lama!

  

  Many of you will have read that Prince Charles had a pop at Russian President and leading gay rights advocate, Vladimir Putin “On The Ritz” calling Vlad a... Read more

  Posted on 22 May 2014 HUMOR

• What Am I Working On?

  Hello,I avoid getting involved in round robin memes as it feels oxymoronic for a blog that celebrates the absurd and nonsensical to explain itself in anyway. Read more

  Posted on 21 May 2014 HUMOR

• Jose Mourinho – The Special Chinstrap One!

  

  Hello!To celebrate world chinstrap week, Gingerfightback brings to you some of the great and good down the years who have proudly sported one.As Shakespeare... Read more

  Posted on 21 May 2014 HUMOR

• The Pope Wears A Chinstrap!

  

  HelloTo celebrate world chinstrap week, Gingerfightback brings to you some of the great and good down the years who have proudly borne one. As Descartes said, “... Read more

  Posted on 20 May 2014 HUMOR

• Arts Scene With Terry Cotter The Potter

  

  Hello,My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel,... Read more

  Posted on 16 May 2014 HUMOR

• Einstein A Go Go – The Previous Lives Of Agnes Du Pont

  

  Hello People,A few years ago I spent a most enjoyable fortnight reincarnated as Albert Einstein. It was great being brainy for a while.During my time as Albert... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2014 HUMOR

• I’m Ugly And Have No Talent – Can I Be A Film Star Oily George?

  

  Oily,The drama teacher says my acting career will never amount to more than a hill o’ beans. Despite not knowing what that means, I’m assuming it ain’t... Read more

  Posted on 14 May 2014 HUMOR

• DIY Tips With Tommy Tapper – #3 Shelves

  

  Tommy Tapper, “Bodger To The Stars” provides insights into DIY.If it can be fixed he won’t be able to do itHis manual, “Don’t Forget To Turn The Gas Off “ is... Read more

  Posted on 13 May 2014 HUMOR

• Under A Duvet Of Stars – By Paul Holland (Again!)

  I went to sleep in the stranger’s bed And woke needing to pee. Not knowing where the light was Nor wanting to wake her. Well, Wanting to wake her…but. Read more

  Posted on 09 May 2014 HUMOR

• Pies As Pets!

  

  Imagine you own a dog called Rover, Fido, Barney or something else. One day you are out walking your dog and throw a ball or stick or body part for the mutt to... Read more

  Posted on 08 May 2014 HUMOR

• Monica Lewinsky’s Dress Resurfaces!

  

  As always GFB has its finger on the pulse of breaking news stories. About 18 months ago we ran a world exclusive on how her famous blue  dress (with stain inlay... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2014 HUMOR

• Climate Change Cured My Constipation! By Bob On The Pot

  

  Hello Everyone!I was round my mate, Middle Class Malcolm’s the other day to help him move his wardrobes around a bit to improve his Feng Shui.I had to excuse... Read more

  Posted on 06 May 2014 HUMOR

• Rob Ford, Mayor Of Toronto Is Double Sausaged! Sausage Request #72

  

  Hello!This is a first! We’ve been asked to “sausage” Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto for the second time!Brilliant writer and embarrassed Canadian, Trent Lewin... Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2014 HUMOR

• The Sperm With A Perm – A Game Gamete!

  

  Hi Everyone!Been a while!Two Words!Tight Underpants!As hot as hell in here while he wore that thong.Then it all changed yesterday!Boxers!Aaaahh the sheer... Read more

  Posted on 02 May 2014 HUMOR

• Crackhead In The Cupboard Says; “Manners Maketh Man!”

  

  Hi Kids, Whilst I am a lowly Crackhead In A Cupboard, I still remember me P’s and Q’s towards my Crack supplier.Although the benefits of this polite approach... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2014 HUMOR