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Arts Scene – With Terry Cotter The Potter
Hello,My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s... Read more
Posted on 21 December 2012 HUMOR -
A Trip to Lapland – With The Tightfisted Traveller!
Hello!Below we recount the heartwarming story of our travel guru The Tightfisted Traveller’s recent trip to Lapland. You can read more of his adventures here an... Read more
Posted on 20 December 2012 HUMOR -
You Probably Won't Have Use for My Lungs...
You probably won’t have use for my lungs…and my liver is pretty useless too…and my eyes are a bit blurry….but help yourself to the rest. Londoners flocked to th... Read more
Posted on 19 December 2012 HUMOR -
Pogues Legend Shane McGowan Joins Riverdance!
Gingerfightback can reveal that legendary songsmith, drinker and toothless marvel Shane McGowan has joined the world famous Oirish Dance Show. Read more
Posted on 18 December 2012 HUMOR -
Festive Food Frolics With Fanny Redcrack – Sprout Special
My Dearest food lovers. I remain in prison in Nice, awaiting sentence for truffle smuggling. My appeal has fallen on deaf ears it would appear although it... Read more
Posted on 17 December 2012 HUMOR -
Bradley Wiggins (Gingerish) Tour Winner, Olympic Champ – Sports Personality Of...
Hello FolksBradley’s done it again! crowned BBC Sports Personality of The Year, – we claim him as a Ginger.Go Wiggo!Tough on Mo though – If he’s been Ginger... Read more
Posted on 17 December 2012 HUMOR -
Ginger Beauty (Alabama Edition) – With Oily George
Hello Oily,I recently discovered that my skin care regime is a bit on the harsh side. I have exfoliated so hard that my legs now end at my knees. This makes... Read more
Posted on 14 December 2012 HUMOR -
Aunty Bill’s Heartache Advice
You Must Sand It To HimAunty,Is it true that 72% of all accidents in the home are caused by the mis-use of Sand?Del, DaventryAunty Bill Replies;Del! Read more
Posted on 10 December 2012 HUMOR, SATIRE -
Tory on Truth Serum - a New Series
Reblogged from men will pause: Lord J Arthur Rank Every Friday, I will be publishing an interview with a Tory on Truth Serum. Here you’ll get to ask the... Read more
Posted on 08 December 2012 HUMOR -
Simon Cowell’s No Direction Issue New Single – World Exclusive!
Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb’s Showbusiness Editor, Matt Finish that their new single “Fuck The Poor” is set to top the... Read more
Posted on 07 December 2012 HUMOR -
Pregnant Kate! World Picture Exclusive!
God Bless ‘em!We at Gingerfightback are committed Royalists and are as thrilled as everybody else with the news that our Kate is pregnant with the future King o... Read more
Posted on 06 December 2012 HUMOR -
Birthday Foolishness – Happy Birthday Mr Guapola!
Today’s Music – Cast – Live The DreamMany Happy Returns Me Old Yankey Chum!Here is Read more
Posted on 06 December 2012 HUMOR -
Aunty Bill’s Heartache Advice
Bardon Me?Aunty BillWhat is your favourite Shakespeare Play? I have you down as a Macbeth fan but my mate Jack reckons you are favourite is The Six Million... Read more
Posted on 05 December 2012 HUMOR -
A Porn King’s Beauty Tips – Oily George
Feline a bit Catty?Hello Oily,Several weeks ago I went to a health spa. I had a lovely time and a right good pampering. I really enjoyed the sauna and steam... Read more
Posted on 04 December 2012 HUMOR -
Mum’s Garden Full Of Birdsong – By Paul Holland
There’s a tall tree in mum’s gardenThat needs chopping.A BlackthornIt and the Holly beside itSpreading up up way beyond their boundBlocking the light from the... Read more
Posted on 03 December 2012 HUMOR -
Fanny Redcrack’s Christmas Cooking Guide For Festive Fun and Frolics!
SHE’S BACK!My Dearest foodlovers. I write today from a prison cell in Nice, awaiting sentence for truffle smuggling. One had tried to explain to the arresting... Read more
Posted on 30 November 2012 HUMOR -
Aunty Bill’s Heartache Advice
The Root Of The ProblemAunty,Several years ago I married the man of my dreams. At least I thought. Since then he has been diagnosed with permanent vegetable... Read more
Posted on 29 November 2012 HUMOR -
Old Tales Retold – Train Travel Tales #12 The Dolphin
The sales pitch had gone well, much better than expected. I was delighted when the Purchasing Manager confirmed the order for 5,000 glue sticks. I had reached... Read more
Posted on 17 November 2012 HUMOR -
Old Tales Retold – Train Travel Tales #20 The Caller
“I’m on the train,” the man brayed into his Blackberry.I looked at him. He was staring out the window, oblivious to the notice on the window that read, “Quiet... Read more
Posted on 16 November 2012 HUMOR