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Gingerfightback
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A clarion call to all lovers of nonsense.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 539 )
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When Bob’s On The Pot He Likes to Read A Lot (It’s A Man Thing!)
Hello,Good News! My piles are responding to treatment. Judging from the mail I received on the matter, nobody was interested.It is a big day in the On The Pot... Read more
Posted on 09 May 2013 HUMOR -
Sir Alex Ferguson – Man Utd And Ginger Legend Retires
Legendary Manchester United Soccerball lad, Sir Alex “Fergie” Ferguson has decided to retire. We at Gfb are shocked as everybody else that this truculent but... Read more
Posted on 08 May 2013 HUMOR -
When Bob’s On The Pot He Likes To Read A Lot (It’s A Man Thing!)
Hello,I’ve got piles.Talk about the agony and the ecstasy.Proper Grapes Of Wrath they are. I am taking them as a sign of faith in my new religion of... Read more
Posted on 08 May 2013 HUMOR -
Ginger Beauty – With Oily George
Hello Oily,Recently I started courting a man who was made of cornflakes. He was recently released from prison after serving 20 years for murder. Is it ok to go... Read more
Posted on 07 May 2013 HUMOR -
Ginger Mysticism – With The Mystic Milkman
I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can b... Read more
Posted on 06 May 2013 HUMOR -
Somebody Asked To See The Gibbon Playing A Banjo Image Again…..
Somebody asked to see the Gibbon playing a banjo image again – as always happy to oblige! Somebody asked to see the Saturday Night Fever Disco Chicken again – a... Read more
Posted on 05 May 2013 HUMOR -
Under A Duvet Of Stars – By Paul Holland
I went to sleep in the stranger’s bed And woke needing to pee. Not knowing where the light was Nor wanting to wake her. Well, Wanting to wake her…but. Read more
Posted on 03 May 2013 HUMOR -
Famous Gingers – Rupert Grint
Rupert GrintPlayed Ron Weasley in The Harry Potter film franchise.Proves the point on a daily basis that ginger folk struggle to smoulder in an erotic fashion. Read more
Posted on 30 April 2013 HUMOR -
Simon Cowell’s No Direction Issue New Single – World Exclusive!
Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb that their new single “We Need A War – Any Kinda War!” is set for release on May Day. Read more
Posted on 29 April 2013 HUMOR -
Somebody Asked To See The Saturday Night Fever Disco Chicken Again…..
Somebody asked to see the Saturday Night Fever Disco Chicken again – as always happy to oblige!Somebody asked to see Ali with a chicken on his head again – as... Read more
Posted on 27 April 2013 HUMOR -
Pregnant Kate! She Can Stand!!
We at Gingerfightback are thrilled to announce that Kate stood yesterday! Yes! That’s right – Stood!As Royal watcher Dapne Cheese n’Pickle told Gfb, “She is a... Read more
Posted on 26 April 2013 HUMOR -
Arts Scene – With Terry Cotter The Potter
Hello,My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel,... Read more
Posted on 25 April 2013 HUMOR -
Train Travel Tales #39 – Kalinka
The CD music began as the train pulled into the Station,“Ka…..lin….ka, Ka….lin….ka”A small group had assembled. Middle Aged, earnest, smartly dressed. Another... Read more
Posted on 24 April 2013 HUMOR -
Bankers Go Bonkers For Bangers!
Haute Couture Meets The Sausage In This Cheeky Little NumberHello,As you may or may not know, Gfb has been charting the rise of the Sausage amongst the great an... Read more
Posted on 23 April 2013 HUMOR -
Ginger Heartache – With Aunty Bill
Dear Aunty,Hello ABI recently found out that my man was having an affair with a frozen chicken which he keeps in the freezer in the shed. He says it is OK as th... Read more
Posted on 19 April 2013 HUMOR -
When Bob’s On The Pot He Likes to Read A Lot (It’s A Man Thing!)
Hello,I hope you are all well and your evacuations continue to be as sound as mine. I have been quiet of late. As you can imagine, losing the Papacy (which you... Read more
Posted on 18 April 2013 HUMOR -
Margaret Thatcher – On Her Own Head Be It
Lovely frame! Read more
Posted on 18 April 2013 HUMOR -
Is That Harry Potter With A Sausage (Wand) In His Hand?
YesThe Harry Potter “Sausage” Collection Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Sausage Harry Potter and the Sausage of Secrets Harry Potter and the Sausage of... Read more
Posted on 17 April 2013 HUMOR -
Famous Gingers – L Ron Hubbard
L Ron HubbardGenius screenwriter, Sci-Fi titan, decorated war hero, invented a religion, had his own fleet, made a few bob in the process. What’s all the fuss... Read more
Posted on 15 April 2013 HUMOR -
Somebody Asked To See The Mohammed Ali With A Chicken On His Head Image Again…..
Somebody asked to see Ali with a chicken on his head again – as always happy to oblige!He Was Forty Years Ahead Of His TimeSomebody has asked to see the Einstei... Read more
Posted on 13 April 2013 HUMOR