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• Sarah Palin’s Lovelife!

  

  Hello,It’s been a while, but regular readers of Gfb will note our delight in making up the love life of Sarah Palin.We previously reported that she... Read more

  Posted on 25 September 2013 HUMOR

• Zumba On The Toilet? – Bob On The Pot’s Guide To Fitness

  

  Hello,My lovely wife Shirley has taken up Zumba.Yesterday, I was on the pot studying the racing form.  She was bomping about upstairs. To that bird who married... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2013 HUMOR

• On The Trip Over An Adonis Writes A Poem – By Paul Holland

  He is an ugly bastard And may they have ugly Nose picking children.He is also charming and funny When talking to his children. Read more

  Posted on 23 September 2013 HUMOR

• My Hinge Needs Lubricating So My Budgie Can Live – Can Oily George Help?

  

  Oily George’s latest erotic masterpiece ”Hand Shandy III” will be available soon. The perfect Xmas gift .Hello OilyThe hinge on my wardrobe door has a terrible... Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2013 HUMOR

• Bruce Lee – Never Before Seen Image Of Him Fighting Chuck Norris With A Sausage...

  

  Hello,We present the following, admittedly grainy image of Kung Fu legend Bruce Lee in a fight with Chuck Norris.It is from Bruce’s last film, “The Way Of The... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2013 HUMOR

• Is That Chuck Norris With A Sausage On His Head?

  

  Yes! The Hollywood Hardman Gets Ready For War Wearing A Banger On His Bonce!Here Is Steven Seagal Wearing A Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2013 HUMOR

• “My Girl Wears A Kettle On Her Head – Am I Wrong To Love Her Aunty Bill?”

  

  Dear Aunty Bill,My girl Polly means the world to me. She has a lovely personality, speaks several languages and is, in the vernacular, a bit of a looker. I... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2013 HUMOR

• The Tight Fisted Traveller Goes To Brazil – In Full!

  

  Thanks to everyone who read Parts 1 and 2 of the latest Tight Fisted Traveller – I hope you found it as much fun to read as it was for me to daydream about and... Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2013 HUMOR

• The Tight Fisted Traveller – Brazil For Free! (Part 2)

  

  Hello,I hope you enjoyed Part on of Old Tighty’s trip journey to Brazil yesterday.To make sense of this story please Read Part 1 here!Here is Part 2 – laden wit... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2013 HUMOR

• The Tight Fisted Traveller – Brazil For Free!

  

  HelloWith the Soccerball World Cup in Brazil next year, Ma Fightback and I fancied a holiday in this Sambatastic nation. My kneecap melted when the Travel... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2013 HUMOR

• Train Travel Tales #47 – Mimico

  

  Hello!Here’s The full version of Train Travel Tale #47 Mimico.Thanks for all the kind comments last week!MimicoThe train track hugs the coast like a coddled... Read more

  Posted on 08 September 2013 HUMOR

• Train Travel Tales #47 Mimico (Part3)

  

  HelloTo make sense of this story please read Part 1 here and Part 2 here!The journey is nearing its end……….. A teenage girl, wearing rouge, eye liner and a... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2013 HUMOR

• Train Travel Tales #46 Mimico! (Part 2)

  

  Hello,To make sense of this story read Part 1 here.Our hero continues his journey to Home Town…………..My attention was drawn away from the mackerel smack, which... Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2013 HUMOR

• Train Travel Tales #47 – Mimico (Part1)

  

  Hello!Here’s another  Train Travel Tale for you to read. It will be in three parts. the BIG NEWS is that the title is a Spanish word!Ole!I hope you enjoy... Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2013 HUMOR

• Reincarnated Love For Those With A Past – Agnes DuPont Lies Like A Good ‘Un!

  

  Hello,Regular readers of my lies will recall that I joined the reincarnee’s dating agency, “Have We’ve Met B4?”  (www.previouslovepreviouslives.com)Well, Great... Read more

  Posted on 03 September 2013 HUMOR

• Morning Coffee On My Doorstep – By Paul Holland

  I’ve awoke to a mizzly day of low cloud The sky is pockled As the night sky with stars, So here with Swifts and Swallows And Martins whirling overhead. Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2013 HUMOR

• Arts Review – Terry Cotter The Potter

  

  Our arts correspondent Terry Cotter The Potter and his unique insight into the world they call “Art”. Terry recently took up underwater pottery. Tricky but... Read more

  Posted on 29 August 2013 HUMOR

• Porno Parrots? Ginger Beauty With Oily George

  

  Hello OilyMy pet parrot recently told me that my bum did look big in my new dress. So I had the bastard whacked by a local Mafia hit squad. Do you think my bum... Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2013 HUMOR

• Train Travel Tales #45 – Waving Flags

  

  Hello!Many thanks for all the kind comments about this story – here it is in its entiretyWe return to the earliest days of the railways…………Waving... Read more

  Posted on 25 August 2013 HUMOR

• Train Travel Tales #45 – Waving Flags (Part3)

  Hello,To make sense of this you will need to readPart 1 here!Part 2 here!Waving Flags – Part 3The Iron Duke, Wellington, arrived with a haughty demeanour one... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2013 HUMOR