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• Mob Wives Chicago: Whacking Knees And Whacking Balls. New Alliances Start Formin...

  

  Seriously. If we have to discuss this thing one more time someone’s getting all five of these right up their gob. Seriously. Check it out. I can fit five golf... Read more

  Posted on 06 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: It’s Mini Beyoncé Vs. Mia-donna When The Hollywood Stars...

  

  I bring mad flava to every pageant. Four bags of mad flava, actually. Skittles. Taste the rainbow and eat my dust. Lawd have mercy. You try living with Beyoncé... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Chicago: Everyone Has Some Daddy Issues When Giana Goes Behind Bars,...

  

  No. For the millionth time, it’s not “Team Edward or Jacob.” It’s “Team Jacquie.” Were you even listening to me? And I didn’t text anything bad. Just a... Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child! It’s Time To Holla For Anothe...

  

  Seriously. It’s enough to send you face down into a Mud Bog. Honey Boo Boo Child is revving up her 4-wheeler and there’s no where to hide, people. No where at... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Hop A Rocket Ship To A Glittery Galaxy Far, Far Away. It’s Th...

  

  Pardon me, Ma’am. I know you’re a bitch and all, but is that Go Go Juice that you’re not sharing? He said there was some kinda tension between him and that lady... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It Smells Like Jerky And Peroxide At The ALDC. Guess Who’s Back...

  

  Look at this mess. We are one bad dye job short of turning into the Hefner Playboy Mansion. All I know is that I’m finally not the one with the craziest... Read more

  Posted on 25 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Chicago: It Is True. Sticks And Stones Will Break Your Bones. But So...

  

  Oh, yeah…now that’s what I’m talking about. That’s the good stuff. Mama likes. Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep NORA Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep! Seriously? Not one of you... Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Jump Up And Try To Catch A Handful Of Crazy Beads, Because...

  

  Well, it ain’t no Booty Pop Cop, but whatever brings home the big a** crown, bitches. Whoa. Seriously. What the hell? When did it stop being all about me? This... Read more

  Posted on 19 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Leslie Is Back…Again. That Must Mean It’s Time To Throw Some Shade...

  

  That crazy a** bitch with the whacky hair is having a birthday. I vote for chocolate. Anyone else? Because your house is the only house with a liquor license,... Read more

  Posted on 18 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Chicago: Pop A Cork And Pop ‘Em In Your Mouth…It’s Round Two For...

  

  I know Leah’s hair looks extremely goombastic tonight, but look at me when I’m flipping out on you, bitch! No, you look at me! I’m a Pez dispenser. When I tip m... Read more

  Posted on 16 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: When The ALDC Goes Up Against Cathy And Jill, It’s Nothing But Big...

  

  I cut my own hair. What makes you even think I can’t choreograph a chair dance, bitch? See this sausage finger? I’ve got five of them about to go upside your... Read more

  Posted on 11 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Chicago: Heartbreak And Betrayal And Really Slow Go-Carts. It’s Time T...

  

  Nope, sorry. It wasn’t the same thing. It was only for 3 months. You’re not a whore unless you do it for 4 months. Seriously? Nora’s not such a Goombaloompa whe... Read more

  Posted on 09 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• This Summer in Reality TV, Introducing Adults and Tiaras

  

  I might need a moment here. There’s a storm approaching, and it’s gonna call for focus. Focus…and some seriously stocked Coupon Queen snacks.  Because it’s... Read more

  Posted on 05 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Counting Down Sparkly Dresses And Hot Messes. It’s Time For Abby’s...

  

  Dances are like donuts. Some are good. Some are bad. Some I’ve almost choked on. Cougar Rule #1: Mama should never shake what her Mama gave her. Ever. Drop it... Read more

  Posted on 04 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Chicago: When Renee Attacks, Nora Better Get Ready For A Peroxide...

  

  You’re a bigger Goombaladoof than Leah said. And for the last time…there’s no such thing as Unicorns! I can point, too. Granted I’m pointing completely in the... Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool Tube: Beauty And The BEAT

  

  It’s a tale as old as time. And as tired as that weave, girlfriend. It’s Beauty and the Beast as you’ve never seen it.  And if you’ve already seen it, watch it... Read more

  Posted on 01 July 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Mob Wives: When It Comes To Staten Island’s Big Ang…Bigger Is Definitely...

  

  Is it hot in here, or is it just Big Ang? I’m actually sweating in excited anticipation. Well…not really. But I’m sure I would be if the Botox hadn’t cut off th... Read more

  Posted on 29 June 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: The ALDC Rocket Ship Blasts Off To Starpower, Which Is Apparently Th...

  

  What the…? How does this tall kid keeping sneaking back in here? I just changed the locks. No. Really. It’s Big. Really, really Big. Breathtakingly Big. So Big... Read more

  Posted on 27 June 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives Chicago: They Grow ‘Em Big In The Windy City. Big Hair, Big Attitude,...

  

  Listen, you crazy Goombaladoink. When I say “dance with me” you better bring your macaroni milkshake to the yard. Canolioli? Trust me, after 15 years of... Read more

  Posted on 25 June 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: I Know What You Did Last Competition. A Cheating Scandal Rocks...

  

  Excuse me? Who you calling a big fat cheater? It’s the pants that make my junk look like this, thank you. Lawd. You’d think with all these mirrors in here,... Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2012 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO