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• The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Girl, Don’t Be Tardy For The New Party. It’s Gon...

  

  Who am I?  Who are YOU? Girl, pleez.  Fix yo’ face, tighten that weave, figure out how to do arismastik and put on your red bottoms…because we’re going dancing. Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Don’t Ask, Just Tell. It’s Time To Get Your Nails Did And Bust Out...

  

  OMG! No…YOU hang up first. Ok. On 3 we’ll both hang up. OMG you still didn’t hang up. You are such a stupid head. That Chippendales boy doesn’t stand a chance.... Read more

  Posted on 13 March 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Save The Mama Drama For Someone Who Cares, Because It’s Christmas In...

  

  My cosmetics line just launched Black Eye Blue and Fat Lip Fuschia, and I’m thinking of giving that bitch Ramona some free samples. Yeah, it was a thong. But... Read more

  Posted on 12 March 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• The Rachel Zoe Project: NY Fashion Week Is Everything. Rachel Gets New Bangs &...

  

  OhMyGod. I literally have the most fabulous son ever. Not even 2 years old and he can already stand up by himself in Louboutin heels. OhMyGod. Last night I... Read more

  Posted on 09 March 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Slow Dancing And Fast Dating Have Everyone All Worked Up. All Is Fai...

  

  Can you stand it? Another new hat. I got this one at the Amtrak gift shop. Could you just die? OhMyGod. Is he behind me? Don’t tell me. I mean, tell me. Is he... Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Ramona Gets Her Ring Back And Renee Gets Her Sass Back. They Call It...

  

  Swear to Gawd. Turns out all those drugs were also hardcore appetite suppressants. You gonna finish that? Girl OhNoSheDin’t Miss Thang Werk It OhHellNo MmmHmm... Read more

  Posted on 05 March 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: One Mo’ Time. Say Hello To Kaya And Bye Bye To Broadway Baby. It’s...

  

  I know, right? With my Kim Kardashian pouty face, crazy a** hats are totally the New Black. Oh. Hell. No. Bitch did not just go there. Lawd Jesus. Ain’t nobody... Read more

  Posted on 28 February 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: It’s Homecomings And Hoes In Da House. There’s Definitely No Love Los...

  

  It’s was like I opened a Hickory Farms freezer door and found a fresh cheese log still in the wrapper. Bam! I like to take the two cheese balls and keep ‘em in ... Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: OMG. Not Feeling The Text Love? Maybe It’s Because You’ve Been...

  

  She’s got Big Ones. Gigantic Bull Ones. Like the ones they eat on that Food Network show. Hell, yeah. I’ve got RND. Righteous Natural Diva. And trust me, there... Read more

  Posted on 22 February 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: It’s Time To Mop Up The Streets And Clean Up Your Act. The Girls All...

  

  What is that smell? Don’t even tell me I left the Cacciatore in the trunk again. Why, yes. They are spectacular. These girls got me six engagement rings and a... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Rotten To The Core. The Real Housewives Of Pittsburgh Are Back, And...

  

  You might wanna chill, girls. I got this. I know, right? I can’t explain my awesome hair either. It just kinda happens. I hate to squeak and freak, but I’ve... Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Serving Up Papers And Birthday Cake. Before The Gathering Storm, Let’...

  

  This was totally worth waiting in line for two days and cutting that bitch. Ain’t that right, Siri? Even in a flashback I can still kick your a** like a boss,... Read more

  Posted on 11 February 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: International Fresh Faces Unleashes Big Growls And Big Hair...

  

  No Oompa Loompas allowed. Just lots of clowns. Lots and lots of scary clowns. And some candy. I know that little girl did not just show up with big a** frizzy... Read more

  Posted on 09 February 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Boys Are Cuties, Girls Have Cooties. Can Your Heart Handle A Zack...

  

  You heard me. Hold on to your hats and your panties, girls. The Z-Man is back. OMG. It’s that boy from that show. That Dad is totally checking me out, right?... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Hey, Girl. When The Cheetah-licious Pageant Lady Calls, You...

  

  OMG. Why didn’t anyone tell me how hard it is to really converse in a conversational conversation that it’s like so hard. Seriously. If Barbie doesn’t stop... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: It’s The Revenge Of The Replacements, And Studio Bleu Sends The...

  

  Keep it up, lady. I’ve got five friends right here dying to meet your fatty face.     Ok. Did that skinny bitch seriously just ask how old my baby girl... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• DanCool YouTube: The Beyoncé Lip Synching Scandal Solved. If You Like It Then Yo...

  

  Finally.The mystery is solved.Did she?  Didn’t she?  And how did she get her earrings to match her mic cord?Thanks to the crazies over at BadLipReading, the... Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Mob Wives: Of Vice And Men. It Was Prison Road Trips And Rehab Field...

  

  And then she wrote “I’m going to live with Dad, and white iPhones are for Eurotrash and the Shahs of Sunset.”   Somewhere around the second bottle of Percocet... Read more

  Posted on 29 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Toddlers & Tiaras: Sparkle And Shake Your Maracas, Baby! The Starz N Glitz...

  

  If Miss Carla really wants hot Mr. Tony’s heart, I guess I could string him up, cut it out and leave it in the mailbox for her.    The name is Fierce. Justin... Read more

  Posted on 26 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO

• Dance Moms: Making Up For Some Lost Rehearsal Time And Making Up Stories. Liar...

  

  Check it out! I found a cave etching from the Lower Paleolithic Pirouette Era. Bam!    Safety first, sweetie. Always practice your acrobatics on a squishy, shoc... Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR, TV & VIDEO