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Citizen Thymes
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Founded by Bürger Thymian Nachrichten, the Citizen Thymes published its first issue in 1861. The first issue reported on citizens’ apprehension toward the Civil War after Asheville lost its first casualty to the war, Bobby Lee. Lee died of sunstroke on a sweltering Asheville summer day, while protesting the treatment of horses in battle.
In 1866, the Citizen Thymes was awarded the Honest Abe award for uncovering the Civil War wasn’t so civil, but instead just another war resulting in 618,000 deaths.
Over the past 151 years, the Citizen Thymes has been the go to source for Asheville news, including that one time George Washington Vanderbilt II built a castle but forgot to incorporate roller coasters and cotton candy, but still charges us the price of a theme park ticket to visit. As long as there is news, the Citizen Thymes hopes to be there to fulfill its motto of “mutus -a –um verax-acis.”
The Citizen Thymes is a weekly newspaper publishing new content online every Monday.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 355 )
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Watch an Asheville Puppeteer’s Take on the Turtle and Scorpion
Local Asheville comic and puppeteer Grayson Morris released her take on the Turtle and Scorpion last week via Youtube. Watch below, it’s a pretty damn... Read more
Posted on 23 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Jody Sloane
22 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 23 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Dan DeCotiis
23 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 22 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Manly Monday: How to Be a Man in Asheville
Not specifically written for the Asheville masculine, but I have a feeling quite a few fellas need to apply some of these tips (Including me for using that wink... Read more
Posted on 22 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Sydney Adeniyi
26 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 19 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Spencer Dobson
27 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 18 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Russell Ehrett
28 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 17 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Behind the Thymes: All Souls Pizza Serves a Pie That is a Mountain of Sexy on...
I’ll admit it; I’m a damn commie when it comes to my food preferences. Very rarely do I enjoy pizza and you will never hear the following words out of my... Read more
Posted on 16 July 2013 DINING OUT -
Motorcycle Wielding ‘Evel Knievel’ Fetus Glad McCrory Has Unformed Back on SB 353
ASHEVILLE- As Evel Knievel the fetus prepares to attempt to float from one side of its mother’s womb to the other via a tiny microscopic motorcycle later on thi... Read more
Posted on 15 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Rahmein Mostafavi
30 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 15 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Mary Radzinski
33 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 12 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Help Catch the Drunk Ewok Girl That Broke Desoto Lounge’s Ping Pong Table Tuesda...
From the West Asheville Mumble, Bitch, and Moan Facebook Group (the most entertaining Asheville Facebook group) and user Inexcusably Chuck Giezentanner: Who... Read more
Posted on 11 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Myke Herlihy
34 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 11 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Andy Forrester
35 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 10 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Noah Gardenswartz
36 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 09 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Jessica Michelle...
37 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 08 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Vince Carone
40 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 05 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Ray Harrington
42 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 03 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Countdown to Laugh Your Asheville Off, Today’s Comedian Rahn Hortman
43 days left until Asheville’s annual comedy festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off, August 13th to August 17th. Today’s feature comedian that will be performing... Read more
Posted on 02 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY -
Comedian Lee Camp at the Altamont Tonight
Comedian Lee Camp will be taking the stage at the Altamont Theater tonight at 8:00 p.m. Tickets are $10 and can be purchased here. Read more
Posted on 01 July 2013 CURRENT, SOCIETY