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Help Catch the Drunk Ewok Girl That Broke Desoto Lounge’s Ping Pong Table Tuesday Night

By Citizenthymes @citizenthymes

From the West Asheville Mumble, Bitch, and Moan Facebook Group (the most entertaining Asheville Facebook group) and user Inexcusably Chuck Giezentanner:

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Who wears an Ewok costume in July?

Did this girl just stay drunk from this past Halloween?

Just think about Ewoks playing ping pong for a good minute and if it that doesn’t make you smile, you don’t have a damn soul.

Anyone with more information on the whereabouts of said drunk Ewok please contact C-3PO.


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