From the West Asheville Mumble, Bitch, and Moan Facebook Group (the most entertaining Asheville Facebook group) and user Inexcusably Chuck Giezentanner:

Who wears an Ewok costume in July?
Did this girl just stay drunk from this past Halloween?
Just think about Ewoks playing ping pong for a good minute and if it that doesn’t make you smile, you don’t have a damn soul.
Anyone with more information on the whereabouts of said drunk Ewok please contact C-3PO.