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• Larry Lucchino Steals A Hug From John Henry’s Broad Right In Front Of John...

  

  Via Barstool Barstool’s head guy has a unique way of describing both Henry and Lucchino as well as their relationship with each other. I think this paints a... Read more

  Posted on 01 August 2013 SPORTS

• Jonny Gomes Pulls Off The Rare Unassisted Double Play From The Outfield

  

  No big deal right there.  Gomes just doing it himself and doing it big.  Smart baserunning by Raul Ibanez right there. Seems he forgot that if someone catches... Read more

  Posted on 01 August 2013 SPORTS

• Orioles Acquire Bud Norris from the Astros for L.J. Hoes

  

  Guess it was O’s before L.J. Hoes! Via @mlbtraderumors http://t.co/NfitXCtlxE @Orioles get Bud Norris for L.J. Hoes. #Orioles #MLB — Ethan Percy (@ceboscuit)... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Orioles Need To Upgrade Starting Pitching Or Playoff Hopes Will Begin To Fade...

  

  Via NBC Sports: ”Orioles ’actively pursuing’ Mike Morse and Oliver Perez“And this tweet:Orioles are actively pursuing both Mike Morse and Oliver Perez of the... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Official Justin Timberlake “Take Back The Night” Video Is 100% Swagged Out

  

  If I don’t own that shirt he wears in the video by the end of this week, my life will be in shambles.Also, those pants have to be considered capri pants,... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Caption Contest: What The Hell Is Going On Here?

  

  Say it with me, Scuba. Diving. Chair.  If I ever go scuba diving I hope that this device is involved.  Pure swag rolling through the ocean on one of these.... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Red Sox Acquire Jake Peavy From White Sox In 3 Team Trade

  

  MLBTradeRumors:Here’s the deal as it stands this moment -Red Sox receive Jake Peavy from the White SoxWhite Sox receive Avisail Garcia from the Detroit... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2013 BASEBALL, CURRENT, SPORTS

• Chad Qualls Goes Head Over Heals After He Strikes Out A Batter.

  

  Nothing to see here folks.  That’s just the way Chad Qualls roles.Via CBSSportsPlus I give him a 10 out of 10 for the way he bounced back up and kept moving. Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Liverpool FC, Owned By John Henry, Have Released A List Of Words Their Players...

  

  Via The Guardian: ”Liverpool have issued members of staff with a list of “unacceptable” words and phrases in their efforts to combat all forms of... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2013 SPORTS

• After Further Review, I’m Still Pissed The Red Sox Lost On A Bad Call Last Night

  

  Let’s just say that Jerry Mears probably isn’t getting an invite for the end of the season umpires party at Fenway Park this year.Looks safe to me.Via NBC... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2013 SPORTS

• Screw You Bud Selig. An Open Rant Aimed At The Corrupt Commissioner Of Major...

  

  Hey Bud, listen up…Screw you.This popped into my head this morning as I was reading this story from NBC Sports. From the article: “The report: that Bud Selig... Read more

  Posted on 30 July 2013 CELEB, CURRENT, ENTERTAINMENT, SPORTS

• Rate This Paul Pierce Talking “Boston” Commercial.

  

  Isn’t this commercial like 10 years too late? Guy doesn’t even play in Boston anymore and you have him talking “Boston?” Way to be late to the game. Who are... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2013 BASKETBALL, CELEB, SPORTS

• Johnny Manziel’s Twitter Game, Much Like His QB Game, Is Cold As Ice.

  

  Manziel has gotten a ton of press recently with his early exit from the Manning’s Quarterback Camp, to his partying in Texas and his vague answers at SEC media... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2013 CELEB

• Count Me In As An Official Member Of Team #Sharknado

  

  Yeah, I’m in. Maybe a little late to the game, but count me in. Worst acting of all time? Maybe the worst post production work ever? Probably a strong yes... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2013 CELEB, ENTERTAINMENT

• Zlatan Ibrahimovic Was Dressed Like A Chick Under His Soccer Jersey Yesterday.

  

  1. Saw this live and lost my shit. If you had just glanced at the TV you would have thought he was a chick.2. Why the hell is he wearing this stuff in the... Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2013 CURRENT, SPORTS

• David Ortiz Had Himself A Bit Of A Meltdown Last Night

  Good news, the Red Sox gigged on the Orioles. The bad news, David Ortiz went HAM on the bullpen phone and almost killed Dustin Pedroia. Papi’s a big dude and... Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2013 SPORTS

• Deadspin Presents Their Guide To Not Blacking Out At Weddings

  

  “Throwing a midnight cupcake on top of a dozen beers is like taking the morning-after pill when your kid’s 9.”Seriously, that’s pretty much all you need to know... Read more

  Posted on 27 July 2013 HUMOR

• Baltimore Restaurant Week Starts Today. Here’s Everything You Need To Know.

  

  Restaurant week is the shizz. If you play your cards right you can eat at some of the best spots in the city on the cheap. Chances are your going to get a... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2013 DINING OUT, FOOD & DRINK

• I Need To Know The Truth From People About Sani Can Sex Vs. Mom’s Bed Sex And I...

  

  2 days ago I blogged another “What would you rather” edition based off of a conversation I had a few weeks back. Sani Can/ Port-o-Potty Sex vs. Mom’s Bed Sex i... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2013 ENTERTAINMENT

• Air Force Bro Drops The Hammer At USA Men’s Basketball Showcase

  

  Freakin’ ‘Merica.Bro just upped the ante on windmill dunking all together. Sure you can throw down in cutoffs, shorts and some dopes, but can you throw it... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2013 CELEB, SPORTS