Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• Geisha Silver Porn: The Reissue

  

  The internet. Home to weirdos in search of naked silver geishas.What does that even mean?I’m not sure. I’m just a polite-ish girl with a cool moniker —... Read more

  Posted on 08 December 2015 HUMOR

• A Vote for Me is a Vote for Anyone but Trump

  

  For those of you who have been following me in my pursuit of “Performer of the Year” in the A Star is Born competition at The Public Blogger, then you know... Read more

  Posted on 06 December 2015 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume Nine

  

  It’s a double issue of Social Saturdays! We took the Thanksgiving holiday off here at Long Awkward Pause, but social media never sleeps and our writers didn’t... Read more

  Posted on 05 December 2015 HUMOR

• Possible Outcomes of Building a Wall Along the American Border

  

  The current debate over whether or not it is necessary to construct a wall along the United States border is a complex and delicate subject. Read more

  Posted on 03 December 2015 HUMOR

• Megacon Fan Days 2015 (The Mini Convention That Roared)

  

  You have been standing in line for an hour. Ahead of you sits three kids wearing pokemon hats, two grown adults dressed as Captain American, four Norman Reedus... Read more

  Posted on 01 December 2015 HUMOR

• Dumb Stuff the Weather Guy Says

  

  Winter is coming – everyone’s least favorite season.  Between the snow and cold, we get to deal with falling on our asses because of ice, and shoveling tons of... Read more

  Posted on 30 November 2015 HUMOR

• Happy Thanksgiving 2015

  

  source: funnythanksgiving2013.blogspot.comAs another Thanksgiving comes and goes, with the smell of turkey and over zealous pigskin testosterone filling the air... Read more

  Posted on 26 November 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #29 Thanksgiving Is A Sore Subject In England

  On Today’s Show:This week…Happy Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving History, Kendrick Lamar, Charlie Sheen, Creed (the movie, not the band), Hunger Games, Lost In Space... Read more

  Posted on 24 November 2015 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume Eight

  

  It’s time for another installment of:Social Saturdays!Social Saturdays is the feature where we find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are Tweeting,... Read more

  Posted on 21 November 2015 HUMOR

• Your Thanksgiving Questions Answered by Mr. Knowitall

  

  Mr. Knowitall is happy to answer your questionsIt’s been 395 years since that first Thanksgiving, when the Pilgrims and Wampanoag Indians sat down together in... Read more

  Posted on 19 November 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #28 Paris, Rousey, and Sour Cream

  

  On Today’s Show:Topics include reaction to the attacks in Paris. Plus MST3K plots a comeback, KFC comes to your door and Ronda Rousey hits the floor. Plus... Read more

  Posted on 17 November 2015 HUMOR

• South Sobian Tinder

  

  There is a small country located just south of Siberia called South Sobia. It’s small. It’s poor, but it’s people are proud. They work hard. They are mostly... Read more

  Posted on 16 November 2015 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Are Back – Volume Seven

  

  Welcome to another installment of:Social Saturdays!This is where we find out what the staff members of Long Awkward Pause are Tweeting, Facebooking,... Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2015 HUMOR

• Are the Only Sexy Politicians the Ones on TV?

  

  When television entered the American mainstream, it was hailed as a miracle of the modern age. With the flick of a switch, we were connected to the world... Read more

  Posted on 12 November 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #27 Blasphemous Coffee Cups

  

  On Today’s Show:This week…Donald Trump, Jeb Bush and Baby Hitler. Plus blasphemous coffee cups and the new James Bond movie. Old TV favorites are set for reboot... Read more

  Posted on 11 November 2015 HUMOR

• Homecoming Season Advice

  

  I came out of my cave and realized that we’re getting close to homecoming and/or prom season and other holiday-related date situation seasons.  By the way, the... Read more

  Posted on 05 November 2015 HUMOR

• How to Use Social Media Without Irritating the F*ck Out of Everyone

  I admit it. I was digital-stalking someone. In fact, I was stalking him so hard, I spit out my oatmeal. It landed on my computer screen and slid down from his... Read more

  Posted on 03 November 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #26 Vegas Baby!

  

  On Today’s Show:Topics include Joe’s Vegas Trip In Hilarious Details from departing flight to fraud credit cards, slot machine wins, buffets, and shows. Read more

  Posted on 02 November 2015 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume Six

  

  Welcome to another installment of:Social Saturdays!This is where we find out what the staff members of Long Awkward Pause are Tweeting, Facebooking,... Read more

  Posted on 31 October 2015 HUMOR

• Saving the Earth from an Asteroid Could Come Down to a Good Paint Job

  

  Scientists and Hollywood can agree on one thing: It’s only a matter of time before the Earth is destroyed. Most likely by an asteroid. Possibly as early as... Read more

  Posted on 30 October 2015 HUMOR