Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• A Lurid Tale of Military Weapons Development

  

  That’s me, with the ‘stache.So I am supposed to write something – whatever pops into my defective head – upon seeing this picture. To be honest, my head about... Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2013 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause Takes On The Picture Prompt

  

  Howard Gantz, manager here.It’s hard to believe it’s October already! Christmas is less than 90 days away. You are welcome for that thought!We at Long Awkward... Read more

  Posted on 07 October 2013 HUMOR

• Time Travelling Zombies Vs The Dinosaurs

  If you are unfamiliar with SyFy Channels brand of movies, check out this post: My Simplistic Review of Sharknado.If you don’t feel like clicking the link, and... Read more

  Posted on 07 October 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• What Are Three Essential Items (Not Including Food Or Water) You Can’t Live...

  

  Occasionally we will get probing questions from our readers for the staff to answer.Occasionally we don’t.This could or could not be one of those occasions.... Read more

  Posted on 04 October 2013 HUMOR

• Those Insensitive Children’s Games We Played

  

  Play time is different for kid’s nowadays. Gone are the times when your parents would kick you out of the house armed with only a ball and your bike, and you... Read more

  Posted on 03 October 2013 HUMOR

• LAP Update: Tour Stop Canceled in Kalamazoo, Michigan

  Howard Gantz, manager here.It is with sad and great regret that I have to announce the Round Table on Oct. 5th in Kalamazoo, Michigan with Long Awkward Pause ha... Read more

  Posted on 30 September 2013 HUMOR

• Breaking Bad As Written By Edgar Allen Poe

  Once upon a Sunday night, while I pondered channel surfing, Over football, reruns, and 60 Minutes, Oh bore In my seat, I nodded, nearly pondered a Tosh repeat... Read more

  Posted on 29 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Philosophy Fueled By Sangria

  How To Be A Sangria Philosopher:Step One: Drink a lot of Sangria.Step Two: Drink even moreStep Three: Grab a pen and paper before you pass out.—–The world is... Read more

  Posted on 26 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• L.A.P. By The Numbers: Hollywood Remakes

  Howard Gantz, Manager here with a break down of Hollywood Remake week:Total Number of posts about Hollywood Remakes: 4Total Number of Comments: 125Total Number... Read more

  Posted on 24 September 2013 HUMOR

• J.J. Abrams — a Director with Super Vision

  

  The day the news broke on Twitter that J.J. Abrams is to direct* the remake of the Fantastic Four was the same day I happened to be scrapping the dust off my... Read more

  Posted on 23 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Jack Is Better At This Vine Thing Than Me

  No secret, I’m a big fan of Social Media. I usually try the latest and greatest, but mostly stick to the big three…at least for me…Twitter, Facebook, and... Read more

  Posted on 22 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Solving The Problem Of Movie Remakes

  

  Hooray for, yeah,whatever. (Photo credit: Wikipedia, public domain)When I got this topic, my first instinct was to rail against the problem. Why do they make... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, MOVIES

• Lights, Camera, Cut and Paste

  

  If Gus Van Sant remakes Psycho shot for shot, it’s called an homage to Hitchcock.If Devo covers (I can’t get no) Satisifaction, it’s not just a cover of a Stone... Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2013 HUMOR

• Facebook Friday Pt 9

  

  Happy Friday to all of yous with regular jobs:I thought I would share some posts from some of my friends as well: ~Fin~ 0.000000 0. Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause Takes On Hollywood Remakes

  Hello!Howard Ganz here, manager of Long Awkward Pause, and I’m excited to introduce this week’s topic:Hollywood Remakes!It was sent in to us from Anonymous and... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2013 HUMOR

• The L.A.P. Tour Book Is Available!

  

  Howard Gantz, Manager here!The long awaited Long Awkward Pause Official Photo Concert Tour Book For Dummies is on sale for a limited time!Pick up your yours... Read more

  Posted on 17 September 2013 HUMOR

• My Simplistic Review Of The Smart Watch

  

  Samsung, Sony, and Apple are all in the process of releasing a smart watch, because our sun tanned wrists are just begging for that albino skin patch to reappea... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Regarding Woman, Do You Think They Are Sexier on Average with Or Without Clothes?

  

  Occasionally we will get probing questions from our readers for the staff to answer.Occasionally we don’t.This could or could not be one of those occasions.... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2013 HUMOR

• A Lesson In Dutch Pronunciation

  

  My Brother….Posted this on Facebook…With this caption….Ha ha ha! Clever!Then this happened:This was just a play on words, right? A joke you know…Yes? Hello?!Oh... Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Spies Like Us. Really, Who Wouldn’t Like Us?

  

  Could’ve happened to anyone. Totally understandable.(Photo credit: Wikipedia)(UP – Uhhhsociated Press) – The world seems to see spies where ever they turn.... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2013 HUMOR