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Long Awkward Pause Takes On Hollywood Remakes

By Christopher De Voss @chrisdevoss


Howard Ganz here, manager of Long Awkward Pause, and I’m excited to introduce this week’s topic:

Hollywood Remakes!

It was sent in to us from Anonymous and reads;

“Discuss Hollywood’s penchant for remaking movies or “rebooting” every goddam thing under the sun.”

I don’t know where the name Anonymous comes from…maybe it’s Greek?




Anyway this person must be a big deal because they have no last name just like Madonna, Pink, Sting, and Lassie.

You know what would be funny? If Hollywood remade the same movie for like 5 years in a row! A really bad movie like Heaven’s Gate, Showgirls, or Batman and Robin! But in every remake Ben Afflick is in it, playing different parts.

Mind Blown!

Maybe I should leave the musings up to the team…

Starting tomorrow, join Mike, Owamwarisan, Cordelia, and Blogdramedy as Long Awkward Pause takes on Hollywood Remakes!
We need topics and questions for October! There are two slots still available! Submit your idea here! Do it!
Howard Gantz, manager.
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