Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• 2016: We Aren’t Potty Trained

  2015 has come and is gone the way of anyone’s intestines after a two-hour long Indian food fest: down the drain, hopefully without the help of a plunger or a... Read more

  Posted on 14 January 2016 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #33 A Whole Lot Of People Died In 2015

  On Today’s Show:Season 3: The first Over The Line of 2016. Lottery, Wrong Mail. Plus, Ken Griffey Jr gets into the Hall of Fame. A quick look back at 2015. And... Read more

  Posted on 12 January 2016 HUMOR

• Handmade Is The New Sexy

  

  We all received that special gift this past holiday. The one that someone close to you formed out of earthly elements or with wool sheared from an exotic animal. Read more

  Posted on 11 January 2016 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume 14

  

  Welcome to Social Saturdays! This is the feature where you get to find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are posting onto the screaming void of cat... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2016 HUMOR

• Canada Turns to LAP to Broker Peace with U.S.

  

  Special ReportALBERTA, Canada — In an unprecedented move aimed at easing tensions between the U.S. and Canada following Justin Bieber’s request for permanent... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2016 HUMOR

• General Tso, Who Are You?

  

  Wikepedia describes you as a general who lived in Xiangyin during the 1800’s, yet the dish named after you was never eaten there, nor anywhere else near your... Read more

  Posted on 04 January 2016 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume Thirteen

  

  Social Saturdays is the feature where we find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are Tweeting, Facebooking, Instragraming, MySpacing, Ebaying,... Read more

  Posted on 02 January 2016 HUMOR

• Bold Predictions for 2016

  

  2016 is almost upon us and the staff here at Long Awkward Pause decided to pull the Ouija board out of the LAP game closet, the Crystal Ball from under Ned’s... Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2015 HUMOR

• LAP TV: Yelp Reviews!

  

  This is the first episode of this series; it will definitely get better. I am still learning about writing comedic material, and shooting. Read more

  Posted on 28 December 2015 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume 12

  

  Have no fear, because in between seeing Star Wars and setting up Grinch traps, our staff this holiday week has not forsaken the vast frozen tundra of the world... Read more

  Posted on 26 December 2015 HUMOR

• The Cost of The 12 Days of Christmas

  

  On the First Day of Christmas my True Love gave to me…. A Partridge in a Pear Tree:True Love Spends:Pear Tree: Around $20Partridge: $15-20Your cost:To upkeep th... Read more

  Posted on 24 December 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #31 Hillary Clinton’s Star Wars Timeline

  On Today’s Show:Joe opens the show, Democratic/Republican Debates, Star Wars The Force Awakens-No Spoilers, hummus, fuller house, mike and molly canceled, most... Read more

  Posted on 23 December 2015 HUMOR

• Comedy Throwback: Who The Comedians Of Today Remind Me Of

  

  Sometimes it’s fun to play stupid games like, “Who is the Richard Pryor of today?” So why not? But, before we get into this, I want to make it clear that I’m no... Read more

  Posted on 22 December 2015 HUMOR

• SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol. 11

  

  There may have been a tiny little bit of Star Wars talk from the Long Awkward Pause staff this past week….We’ll start off with a few of the many examples of... Read more

  Posted on 19 December 2015 HUMOR

• How to Prepare Yourself for Seeng ‘The Force Awakens’

  

  Last night I was among those relative few who, either through luck or Jedi mind trick, got to see the premier of what is arguably the biggest release in movie... Read more

  Posted on 18 December 2015 HUMOR

• ‘The Force’ Will Be Strong with One Staff Member Sooner Than Others

  

  By this time tomorrow, one of the staff members here at LAP will be cooler than the rest. Except for Brainrants. No one is cooler than ‘Rants. Mostly because yo... Read more

  Posted on 17 December 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #31 The History of Willard Scott

  On Today’s Show:Jack and Joe decide which muppets they are, making a laundry list, Willard Scott snubs Zsa Zsa Gabor, Dick Van Dyke, Kurt Douglas, new... Read more

  Posted on 16 December 2015 HUMOR

• Weird Christmas Ornaments

  

  While some are at war with Christmas, others are celebrating the new made up holiday of Merry Trumpmas:   *singing* Oh, the weather outside the Wall is... Read more

  Posted on 14 December 2015 HUMOR

• Social Saturdays Volume Ten

  

  Just like our staff; the internet is open 24/7 and Social Saturdays is the feature where we find out what the Long Awkward Pause staff members are Tweeting,... Read more

  Posted on 12 December 2015 HUMOR

• Over the Line Show #30 Bed Skirt Hacks

  On Today’s Show:This week…Joe’s big move was full of surprises. Plus, Scott Weiland debuts on the underground scene. And Al Roker can’t catch a cab. Read more

  Posted on 09 December 2015 HUMOR