Christopher De Voss

LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )

• Thanks for the Help, Google, but You Can Stop Now

  

  The Internet is a wonderful, magical place filled with mountains of information on every subject you could possibly imagine, but let’s face it: somebody needs t... Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Weird Pregnancy Photos

  

  From that first time peeing on the pregnancy test stick to the final pushing of life from the nether regions of your spouse/girlfriend/baby momma, pregnancy is ... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2014 HUMOR

• State of Food

  

  One of those fluff pieces that our lamestream media insert into online content to balance out the death, destruction and general asshattery of our elected... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2014 HUMOR

• Guest Post: Bucket List

  

  Angelle doesn’t like cilantro, likes inappropriate jokes, and is dating Superman. Donate to her Kickstarter to bring back the monocle and then check out her... Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Provocative Doodles

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: David Jablow is a multi-media artist who took some suggestive mid-2oth century “doodle pads” and added his own... Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Provocative Doodles

  

  David Jablow is a multi-media artist who took some suggestive mid-2oth century “doodle pads” and added his own creative flair to them.Remember kiddies, this is... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2014 HUMOR

• Four Hot Rumors About iPhone 6

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: The release date for the iPhone 6, Apple’s latest iteration of its “must have” device, is approaching. Read more

  Posted on 25 July 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Four Hot Rumors About iPhone 6

  

  The release date for the iPhone 6, Apple’s latest iteration of its “must have” device, is approaching. The tech company is producing 70-80 million new phones... Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2014 HUMOR

• LAP Advisory: In the Event of a Sharknado, Find the Nearest Catfish Noodler

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Yes, Minnesota, even you have reason to fear a Sharknado. We all know it’s only a matter of time before “The Big One”... Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• LAP Advisory: In the Event of a Sharknado, Find the Nearest Catfish Noodler

  

  Yes, Minnesota, even you have reason to fear a Sharknado.everythingreallySharknado?Earthquake. Tsunami. Volcano. No problemo. But you’re going to need more... Read more

  Posted on 23 July 2014 HUMOR

• The Over The Line Show #7 with Special Guests: Brooke Burns, Adam Baldwin, and...

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: On Today’s Show: Special Guests: Brooke Burns: actress / model / host of “The Chase” on GSN and “Motor City Masters”... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Over The Line Show #7 with Special Guests: Brooke Burns, Adam Baldwin, and...

  

  On Today’s Show:Special Guests:Brooke Burns: actress / model / host of “The Chase” on GSN and “Motor City Masters” on TruTV Adam Baldwin: actor / co-star of... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: WTF Headlines

  

  Grandfather had a special way to fold his newspaper when he read it. It was quite the origami master fold. It was so he could read the paper easier and then... Read more

  Posted on 19 July 2014 HUMOR

• A Recap of The 2014 ESPY Awards In Case You Missed It

  

  The 2014 ESPYS! Parts of this will be difficult to make fun of since the whole premise behind this awards show is not only a self congratulatory love fest for... Read more

  Posted on 18 July 2014 HUMOR

• Sharknado 2? Yes, Please

  

  Every generation a movie comes out that helps define an era. My grandparents had Gone With the Wind, my parents had American Graffiti, and this generation we... Read more

  Posted on 17 July 2014 HUMOR

• LAP’s Staff Contest Winner Pictures

  

  Congratulations again to our contest winner, Catherine!She’s the author of the blog, Always a Redhead and sole proprietor of the only Long Awkward Pause swag... Read more

  Posted on 14 July 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Weird Driving Laws

  

  If you haven’t seen the show, House of Cards, it’s about the corruption and intrigue behind the nation’s capital.Did we mention it stars a friend of ours?*Name... Read more

  Posted on 12 July 2014 HUMOR

• Hip To Be … –.- ..- .- .-. .

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: Sometimes ironic, sometimes retro-chic, hipsters are the compass that points our culture toward cool. Read more

  Posted on 11 July 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• Hip To Be … –.- ..- .- .-. .

  

  Sometimes ironic, sometimes retro-chic, hipsters are the compass that points our culture toward cool.The horn rimmed glasses and skinny jeans have almost... Read more

  Posted on 10 July 2014 HUMOR

• 51 Thoughts We All Have After a Long Weekend

  

  1. It possibly be Monday already. It was just starting to feel like a mini vacation, and the realization that I have to go back to being me makes me want to giv... Read more

  Posted on 07 July 2014 HUMOR