Christopher De Voss

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• Male Aversion To Holiday Shopping Linked To Survival Instinct

  

  Many men won’t admit to being afraid of woman holiday shoppers. The rest are still missing.It’s an American tradition: Kicking off the holiday shopping season b... Read more

  Posted on 20 November 2014 HUMOR

• A Recap of the 2014 Hollywood Film Awards in Case You Missed It

  

  And now it’s time for what CBS is desperately trying to market as “The first awards show of the season”, yes it’s the “Hollywood Film Awards.” What the hell... Read more

  Posted on 17 November 2014 HUMOR

• The Over The Line Show #9: Foods New To Joe Plus Star Wars. Music By AJ In...

  

  Originally posted on Long Awkward Pause: On Today’s Show: This episodes musical guest: A.J. in Evolution. Find his music... Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: She’s Got…Steve Buscemi Eyes

  

  Even if you think you don’t know who Steve Buscemi is…you know him. He is one of those actors whom you have seen in many different films and when he pops up in... Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2014 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause Presents: November Horoscopes 2014

  

  November 2014 Horoscopes – Compiled by Dr. Horatio Jackson-Smyth PhD, Psychic, Netflix Subscriber, and Crypto-zoologistNovember 2014 will be a complex month,... Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2014 HUMOR

• A Bar Joke That Nearly Was

  

  I have had a goal for a long time. It hasn’t been my only goal. I’m working toward other important goals, like owning a blimp and having my own mariachi band.... Read more

  Posted on 10 November 2014 HUMOR

• The Over The Line Show #9: Foods New To Joe Plus Star Wars. Music By AJ In...

  

  On Today’s Show: This episodes musical guest: A.J. in Evolution. Find his music here:http://ajinevolution.bandcamp.com. The song featured is off the album:... Read more

  Posted on 09 November 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Animals That Think They Are Sexier Than You

  

  Everyone wants to feel sexy. Even your pets.I kind of envy the animal kingdom in the fact that they don’t have to worry about dressing up fancy, buying fancy... Read more

  Posted on 08 November 2014 HUMOR

• Intercultural Misunderstandings in the Dog World

  

  Welcome today’s Guest Poster: Ellen Hawley. A former New Yorker, now living in the land of Cornwall. That’s in the U.K. in case your geography is super bad.... Read more

  Posted on 06 November 2014 HUMOR

• Candy Corn: An Addict’s Story

  Every year I cycle through what some people like to call, “Falling Off the Wagon.” Yes, dear LAP audience, it’s true.  My name is BrainRants, and I’m a... Read more

  Posted on 03 November 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Weird Kid’s Toys

  

  The innocence and bill free days of childhood….If we could only go back for one day…A day filled with Chuck E Cheese and Christmas and Easter and Birthday... Read more

  Posted on 01 November 2014 HUMOR

• Mr. Peanut – Behind The Monocle, Pain

  

  (image via tvacres.com)I like Mr. Peanut. Maybe it is the constant smile. Sometimes I think it is the monocle. Perhaps it is his attitude which allows him to... Read more

  Posted on 30 October 2014 HUMOR

• 5 Last Minute DIY Halloween Costumes (For People Who Suck at DIYing)

  

  Halloweek is upon us, and there are just five days left to find a distinctive costume that reflects your true Halloween self. Will you wear a cheesy couples... Read more

  Posted on 27 October 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Epic Pumpkin Mannequins

  

  This whole month we have been talking about pumpkins. Some of us…hate them. Some of us…mildly tolerate them.One of us is excited for Christmas already. Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2014 HUMOR

• Weird Things We Do For Love

  

  It was 103º in July and I was driving 300 miles to see the snowboarding mountain upstart with the chiseled chin and smoldering gaze I’d met on the slopes a few... Read more

  Posted on 24 October 2014 HUMOR

• In Defense Of Pumpkin Season

  

  As the Fall season is upon us once again, I recently had the opportunity to sit down with Pumpkin and get his take on the new brewing trend of hating on his... Read more

  Posted on 20 October 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Symmetrical

  

  We all have that one friend…that one person…who needs everything just so, just right, everything in it’s place, everything lined up, everything where it should... Read more

  Posted on 18 October 2014 HUMOR

• SPECIAL REPORT: Ebola Virus May Spread Faster Than Brad-Angelina Sex Tape

  

  To avoid creating widespread panic with that headline, let me begin by assuring everyone there’s NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! You did not somehow miss a Brad and... Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2014 HUMOR

• Long Awkward Pause Presents: October Horoscopes

  

  October 2014 Horoscopes – Compiled by Dr. Horatio Jackson-Smyth PhD, Psychic, Pilates Instructor, and Crypto-zoologistIn October relationships will again be an... Read more

  Posted on 13 October 2014 HUMOR

• The Saturday Six: Daily Life Facts

  

  Do you know what’s funny?The World.Do you know why it’s so gosh darn funny?Because even when you look around you and everything seems to make sense…it doesn’t. Read more

  Posted on 11 October 2014 HUMOR