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• I’ve Won a Watch…

  

  Holy crap, I’ve won a watch… About the time last year that I burst into tears all over a strange pharmacist twenty years my junior, I realised that things were... Read more

  Posted on 25 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• Not Quite the Crotch Length Boots

  

  For Darecember Day 6 – Boots in Summer A long long time ago, when I was just a lass of not even I fell madly and deeply in love with a pair of very long boots... Read more

  Posted on 12 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• The Bosom Can Ache Beneath Diamond Brooches

  

  Darecember/Dressember Day 5A long time ago, long before I had too many pairs of shoes and equally too many grey hairs I collected costume jewellery. Read more

  Posted on 05 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• On Your Own Head Be It…

  

  DAREcember Day 4. The challenge… Easy stuff. I am myopic with no prescription sunnies. I have bad hair days in summer even with short, short hair. Meet Kangol... Read more

  Posted on 04 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• How to Tie A Scarf (and Other First World Problems)

  

  Day 2 of Darecember brought with it the challenge of scarf wearing. Once upon a time, a long time ago when I was (speaks into collarbone) a mwfffmwahhmffmmmm I... Read more

  Posted on 04 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• A Tale of Dark Denim, a Lycra Leopard and the Crane

  

  From 38 degrees on the first day of December down to 24 degrees on the second – Sydney summers roundhouse kick my butt every single frigging year… The weather... Read more

  Posted on 02 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• Dressember/Darecember Day 1 – Hot Pink Lippie and Leopard Print

  

  Day 1 – Hot Pink Lippie and Leopard Print My husband once suggested to me that my blog visitor stats would soar if I put up a picture of my arse. I did and it... Read more

  Posted on 01 December 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• My Big Arse & Other Oddly Endearing Bits – I Heart My Body 2012

  

  If it were not for some things about my body other things might make people think that I was a boy in drag. The first time I trotted into Confession I rattled... Read more

  Posted on 27 October 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE

• Too Many Shoes?

  

  The biggest First World Problem that I have in my life is where to store my shoes. Shoe Closet Storage Porn I like keeping them in the original boxes,... Read more

  Posted on 19 September 2012 FASHION, LIFESTYLE