Brisdon
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Shut Up + Run
http://www.shutupandrun.net/
An irreverent, humorous and candid chronicle of marathon and triathlon training adventures.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 697 )
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Now THAT Was Creepy (and Gross! Beware!)
Before I get into what was creepy and why I want to point out something that I learned today. This is the most important thing in the news after Ebola and ISIS... Read more
Posted on 13 October 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
My Top 5 Best-Ever Marathon Tips
In the past five years, I’ve done five stand-alone marathons – seven if you count the marathon that is within the Ironman. It’s not like I’m an expert or... Read more
Posted on 11 October 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
I Love Toilet Paper, But Not Like This
I am not a scrooge, but I don’t like going into a store, gazing beyond the fun-sized Halloween candy and seeing this: Rumor has it that these trees have been... Read more
Posted on 09 October 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
The Time I Saw Bullwinkle
This weekend I headed up the Colorado hills for some high altitude training in Frisco, Colorado (elevation: 9,092 feet). This person ^^^ is my dear friend,... Read more
Posted on 06 October 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
9 Reasons To Hydrate While Running In The Cold
Hey! Did you realize that some of the temps are getting colder outside? Well, at least they are here in Colorado where we woke up to 35 degrees this morning.... Read more
Posted on 03 October 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
Secret Ingredients
Let’s take a break from a running post. Why? I don’t know. I guess because I feel like it and it’s my blog. When I was growing up my mom liked to experiment wit... Read more
Posted on 02 October 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
31 Miles Is A Long Way To Run
Once upon a time, there was a woman (not me) who walked sometimes but never ran. Over the years, this woman began to run short distances, but only on the... Read more
Posted on 30 September 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
10 Remarks No Runner Wants to Hear
You know how it goes. Life is moving along swimmingly. Then someone says something that really irks, annoys, upsets or angers you. Read more
Posted on 26 September 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
Why I’m Going to Live An Extra 7-9 Years
First things first! No one guessed the stray dog’s name or breed (from my last post). She is a Blue Heeler/Border Collie mix named Kaia! I think she looks more... Read more
Posted on 24 September 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
What I Picked This Weekend Besides My Nose
Three favorite scenes from the weekend: 1. My dad with Heidi (I swear my dad is the dog whisperer. Dogs love him. I think it’s the steak tartar cologne he wears... Read more
Posted on 21 September 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
8 Pet Peeves You May Have About Runners
Today I was at the grocery store and someone behind me committed the ultimate sin. I was doing my thing in my space by the register. Read more
Posted on 18 September 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
My Knee Hurts
Well, crap. You know how people tell you, “running ruins your knees,” and you scoff at them and tell them to shut the eff up (in your head of course)? I have a... Read more
Posted on 15 September 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
From Bob Harper to Brownie Bowls: 8 Things I’m Loving Right Now
Here is the post where I share with you some things that caught my attention this week. Simple things - running and not - that make me happy. You may or may... Read more
Posted on 12 September 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
Weekend Realizations
Pictures tell a story way better than my writing (well, guess it depends on the story – if I’m writing about poop or bodily fluids, better to use words). Read more
Posted on 09 September 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
Where I’ll Be This Weekend
Tomorrow Ken and I are heading east to Richmond, Virginia to participate in the Speak Up 5K run. Erika is going too, but a puking stomach bug has delayed her... Read more
Posted on 03 September 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
The Teenage Vegetarian
Do not be jealous of the burn on got along the vein of my arm (or my my long, blond body hairs or my crumpled double chin – what IS that?). You know you are... Read more
Posted on 29 August 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
What SPEEDWORK Really Stands For
I had a reader tell me that I really should change my blog name because I don’t “run” anymore, I do triathlons (yeah, well, there is some running involved in... Read more
Posted on 25 August 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
What’s Fresh This Week
Sometimes I’ll encounter a week in my life that has several new and exciting aspects. Such was the case this week (and you will see how un-exciting my life... Read more
Posted on 21 August 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
6 Ways People Make Running Harder Than It Has To Be
People are always telling me how tough running is. They just can’t seem to get out the door. They don’t have time. They are tired. Their aunt told them it was... Read more
Posted on 17 August 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS -
I Have a Trick for You
I have barely taken a breath from Ironman Boulder and the EPIC Relay and yet strangers on the street keep asking me, “What’s next?” What’s next is a lot of... Read more
Posted on 15 August 2014 ATHLETICS, FITNESS