Two Nights Ago at Dinner I Went to Clean Harry’s Face When...

Two nights ago at dinner I went to clean Harry’s face when he reached out for me and grabbed a good handful of my left nipple in his tiny aggessive kung-fu grip. I screamed. He screamed. We were locked in time - I couln’t get his hand unlocked, he was paralyzed. We just looked at each other and screamed, much like the woodland creatures in the video above.