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Tweets for Twits

By Maggiemcneill @Maggie_McNeill

Every so often I like to present a short collection of tweets that you didn’t see unless you follow me on Twitter.  If you enjoy them, you may wish to rectify that situation.

May the gods spare us from legions of imbeciles who insist on pretending that symptoms of a disease are actually its cause, or else that they are the disease itself.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 2, 2020

One of the chief weaknesses of collectivism is that any tribe you can define can and will be subdivided by your rivals into smaller, opposing tribes.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 3, 2020

Why must I wake up every morning to children babbling childish nonsense about "wings"?

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 6, 2020

Don't think I've ever muted a dog before, but there's a first time for everything.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 9, 2020

Oh, gods, the "Daddy is coming to save us!" pap has started.

Please Fucking STOP. This infantile leader-worship is what has got us all into this mess. Nobody is coming to "save" you. There is no fucking magic presidential wand.

Please, grow the fuck up.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 8, 2020

If only the Constitution had provided safeguards against monarchial executive powers by some sort of system of checks and balances.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 11, 2020

My llama is offended. pic.twitter.com/KbNf7sOHA0

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 11, 2020

SAYING it is all they've done for all of that time until a few months ago.

Sorry, @ACLU, but talk is cheap. You only get credit for what you actually DO, starting in 2020. https://t.co/fCInhbLnaf

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 11, 2020

Apparently, Spain gets its art restorers the same way the US & UK get their "sex trafficking experts": from a pool of people who know absolutely nothing about the subject. And the results are similar. https://t.co/GyL1OSzLVJ

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 12, 2020

I'm a lot less concerned with little boys LARPing as fascists than I am with all the actual adult fascists who rule much of the planet.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 16, 2020

For the past few years, I'm spending a lot more time doing drugs than having sex. And I'm totally cool with that.

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 16, 2020

You know you're entering a dark age when the word "futuristic" is used to mean "idiotic". https://t.co/Ac9czy40Br

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 15, 2020

I've had dates like that. https://t.co/4YzgnQudAZ

— Maggie McNeill (@Maggie_McNeill) November 17, 2020


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