Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the Psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the Proctologist. They put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The doctors changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable, so they changed the sign to read: Catatonics and High Colonics… Again, no go.
Next they tried: Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives. Thumbs down again.
Then came, Minds and Behinds… Still not good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes…. unacceptable again.
So they tried: Nuts and Butts – no way.
Freaks and Cheeks – still no good.
Loons and Moons – forget it.
Almost at their wit’s end, the Docs finally came up with…
Dr. Smith & Dr. Jones
Specializing in Odds and Ends.
Everybody loved it!
h/t Laura
DCG
