A senior citizen bought a new computer and tries to set a password.
Windows: Please enter your new password.
User: cabbage
Windows: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
User: boiled cabbage
Windows: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
User: 1 boiled cabbage
Windows: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
User: 50damnboiledcabbages
Windows: Sorry the password must contain at least one upper case character
User: 50DAMNboiledcabbages
Windows: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
User: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!
Windows: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
User: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
Windows: Sorry, that password is already in use.
H/t FOTM’s maziel
~Éowyn
