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instagram Short captions selfies
- Let’s just be who we really are.
- Confidence level selfie without filter.
- Life is way too short for bad vibes
- Eascape the ordinary
- You and me.
- She wore a smile like a loaded gun
- Short hair don’t care
- Own who you are.
- Nothing lasts forever.
- Everybody has a chapter they don’t read out loud.
- Be a bad ass with a good ass
- Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is gold
- When life gives you curves flaunt them.
- 5’2 but my attitude is 6’2
- Their is beauty in simplicity
- Life is better when you are laughing.
- The best is yet to come.
- Nobody really likes us except for us.
- I don’t know what tighter our jeans or our friendship.
- Working on myself,by myself,for myself.
- Stay a mystery,it’s better.
- It’s not the length of life it’s depth.
- As free as the ocean.
- Focus on the Good
- Selfie in paradise
- Escape the ordinary
- Make Peace with your broken pieces
- Last night was a blue
- Ice Cream is Cheaper Than Therapy
- Let’s just be who we are
- Go green!
- One bad chapter doesn’t mean your story is over
- Her attitude kinda savage but her heart is gold
- Cinderella never asked for a prince
- The best selfies are the ones that aren’t
- But first, let me take a selfie
- I love Selfies
- Selfies can boost your confidence
- This is called a selfie
- National selfie day
- World’s Best selfie ever
- The best selfies are usually Random, Unplanned & Completely Spontaneous
- This is one of the Selfies I really like
- Everyone loves a good selfie
- Getting ready for next selfie
- I am not taking selfie, I am just checking my camera quality
- Please don’t download my Selfie, you may fall in love with me
- I have no selfie control
- I don’t always take selfies.
- Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
- You’re the king, baby I’m your queen.
- These are the days we live for.
- I have no selfie control
- I was born to stand out.
- Selfie Sunday.
- The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all,
- you realize you didn’t know a thing.
- Maybe she’s born with it.
- Sometimes I’m in a selfie mood
- I love Selfies
- Best selfie of all time
- No job is complete until the selfie is posted
- But first, let me take a selfie
- Got a new selfie stick today
- Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star
- First selfie ever taken
instagram Captions pictures of yourself
- Respect yourself enough to know you deserve the best.
- Destroy what destroy you.
- I am not perfect but I am limited edition.
- So many of my smiles begin with you.
- Be somebody nobody thought you could be.
- By the way I am wearing the smile you gave me.
- Work hard in silence let success make the noise.
- Be yourself everyone else is already taken.
- Embrace the glorious mess that you are.
- Let’s just be who we really are.
- I don’t want a perfect life I want a happy life.
- It’s not your job to like me It’s my job.
- Confidence is silence insecurities are loud.
- Not everyone likes me but not everyone matters.
- Kill yourself.
- I am my own superhero.
- Catch flights not feelings.
- Find me Where the Wild Things Are.
- God is really creative, I mean..Just look at me.
- I am Beautiful just the way God made me.
- There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.
- Be a FRUIT LOOP in a world full of CHEERIO
- Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.
- I am the designer of my own catastrophy.
- A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
- Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.
- Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
- I never lose. Either I win or I learn.
- Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
- But first, let me take a selfie
- You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
- Who cares? I’m AWESOME..!!!
- Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
- A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair…and a table.
- Yes, I’m crazy. Normal is boring for me.
- I will win, not immediately but definitely.
- A child is born.
- I was born to shine
- Typical me
- sexy me
- fucking awesome me
- I am ME that is my power.
- I’m a direct descendant from awesomeness.
- Showing cleavage doesn’t fix your face.
- I woke up like this
- Couldn’t be happier
- There is only one person in this world who I am in competition with—myself.
- Life goes on, with or without you.
- Selfie Sunday
- Me doing me
- I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…
- What do you think of this look?
- A Caffeine subordinate living thing.
- A clever person solves a problem A wise person avoids it A dumb person creates it.
instagram Captions girls
- Happy girls are the prettiest.
- No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit
- Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.
- I want a relationship like “Tom & Jerry” fight daily, still can’t live without each other.
- Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.
- Darling Shine. That’s all.
- I’m a good person. But don’t give me a reason to show you my evil side.
- A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear
- It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
- Giggles, secrets, tears and friends – through the years
- Flashing those eyes like highway signs
- Stay strong. Make them wonder why you are still smiling.
- “A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.”
- You are never fully dressed without a Smile
- With brave wings, she flies.
- I can’t live without you
- Always try to keep your heels, head, and Standards high
- I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning
- I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sickah
- You and me, we are like a small gang!
- Real girls are never perfect and perfect girls are not real
- Mastering the art of awkward posing
- She had a galaxy in her eyes, a universe in her mind
- Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you will find brain somewhere.
- I got beauty, I got class.
- Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
- My height is 5’1 but attitude is 6’1
- She has a fire in her soul and grace in her heart
- Divas don’t do drama. We do business.
- I turned out liking you more than I originally
- Be as picky with your man as you are with your selfies.
- Thick thighs and pretty eyes.
- I may not be perfect but at least I am not fake.
- Happy girls are the prettiest.
- Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and beast.
- Always classy,never trassy, and a little bit sassy.
- Sweet as sugar ,hard as ice,hurt me once,I will kill you twice.
- I’d tell you to go to hell but I don’t want to see you there.
- I am a daddy’s girl and a momma’s best friend
- Today,be the badass girl you were too lazy to be yesterday.
- Real girl’s are never perfect and perfect girls are never real.
- I just want to be the girl you like.
- Red lips,wine sips.
- Let life surprise you.
- Girls just wanna have sun.
- Be your own kind of beautiful.
instagram captions boy’s
- But first, let me take a selfie.
- Hating me doesn’t make you look better.
- Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!
- You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
- Things won’t get better unless you think better
- Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous
- Note to self – I’m going to make you so proud
- I’ve finally counted.
- OMG, that’s so cute.
- Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!
- The best thing I ever did was believe in me.
- Judge me when you are perfect.
- “My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.”
- Don’t stop until you’re proud
- Girl, I have to call you back.
- Have a seat, we were expecting you.
- I got it from my mama.
- Thick thighs and pretty eyes
- You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
- I’m an odd combination of “REALLY SWEET” and “DON’T MESS WITH ME”
- I don’t have a Attitude, I’ve got a Personality you can’t handle
- “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.”
- “Proof that I can do selfies better than you.”
- “Make them stop and stare.”
- “50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart”
- “I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.”
- “If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.” -Meghan Trainor (Me Too)
- Does this selfie make me look fat?
- “I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.” -Augusten Burroughs
- “Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything.”
- I need a six month holiday, twice a year
- If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
- How did I get back to my crib last night
- we made it, it’s Friday
- You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
- At least this balloon is attracted to me!
- I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
- We got that Friday feeling.
- Catch flights, not Feelings.
- Forgive, yes. Forget, never.
- There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.
- I don’t need any part time people in my life.
- Get the Gist
funny instagram captions friends
- Reality called, so I hung up.
- Confidence level: Kanye West.
- Vacation squad goals. *insert dancing emoji*
- Don’t mess with my clique.
- I don’t sweat—I sparkle.
- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
- In squad we trust. *insert prayer hands emoji*
- Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.
- Yes, we like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. *insert cocktail emoji*
- My prince is not coming on a white horse… he’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere, really confused.
- It’s too “a.m.” for me.
- How I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
- Out of the way, world. I’ve got my sassy pants on today.
- I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
- But just a good photo or video does not guarantee enough attention. Neither does a simple caption.
- Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
- Don’t let anyone tell you that you wear too much black.
- They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
- I like hashtags, because they look like waffles.
- ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
- They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
- My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
- I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open, looking for answers. Also food.
- If you got eyes, look at me now.
- Kinda classy, kinda hood.
- May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.
- I like long romantic walks down every aisle at Target.
- When the gym struggle is all too real.
- Choose your buddy’s name from the drop-down list and click on it, to tag your friend in your Insta post.
- Friday, my second favorite F word.
- If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
Sassy instagram captions
- I’m not always sarcastic sometimes I’m sleeping.
- You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
- “as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement.
- Don’t stand too close to heater babe plastic melts.
- They say good thinks take time. That’s why I’m always late.
- Spread love as thick as you would love nutella.
- I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.
- There’s no “we” in fries.
- I don’t need to be in the mix. That’s how you lose flavor.
- I won’t cry for you.my maskara us too expensive.
- I dought vodka is the answer but it’s worth a shot.
- There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.
- Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
- Know your worth.then add tax.
- Make them stop and stare.
- I do a thing called what I want.
- Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.
- You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.”
- I see everything through rose-colored glasses… (okay, maybe rosé-colored on the weekends.)
- I do a thing called what I want.
- Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.
- Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
- “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”
- “Strong alone, unstoppable together.”
- Turning heads is my favorite past-time.
- Say hello to your new ‘Miss Independent, 2018
- I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and to hot for you.
- Be proud of your extra pounds. Studies state that fat people are harder to kidnap
- Sorry, can’t come to the phone right now, but I’m sure we can work something out.
- That moment when you check out your own reflection in a store window.
- Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
- I may be kind, but that doesn’t mean I’m weak.
- Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy for that shit. I’m gonna just here and watch from the front seat when karma hits you.
- I love the sound you make when you shut up.
- Sorry, can’t come to the phone right now, but I’m sure we can work something out.
- That moment when you check out your own reflection in a store window.
- “I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest. It´s not my fault that truth hurts. Here´s a band-aid.”
- “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.”
- I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.
- If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts. Sharon Needles
- Oh darling, go buy a personality.
- Sometimes, you’re both the beauty and the beast.
- I’m like a bucket of sunshine, but be careful there’s a storm brewing in it.
- If people are complaining about what you eat, just go ahead and eat them too.
- 50% Sassy. 50% Sweetheart. What comes out depends on you.
- “Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.”
- Too glam to give a damn.
- No issues, if you don’t like me. Not everyone is blessed with good taste.
- I liked your hair better when it was its natural color. Cool, I liked you better, when you weren’t talking.
- Sometimes the grass is green on the other side of the fence, coz it’s fake.
- I see everything through rose-colored glasses… (okay, maybe rosé-colored on the weekends.)
- Turning heads is my favorite past-time.
- Say hello to your new ‘Miss Independent, 2019
Attitude instagram captions
- I am only responsible for what I say not for what you understand
- If you like me then raise your hand if not then raise your standard
- Don’t be so quick to judge be ,you only see what I choose to show you
- Yes I am smiling but you are not the reason anymore
- I was born intelligent but education ruined me
- Before you judge me male sure you are perfect
- I am not a option either choose me or fucking loose me
- If you are bad then say hi to your dad !!
- Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken
- You can’t spell awesome without ME
- I’m not a second option, you either choose me or lose me
- They told me I couldn’t that’s why I did
- I never lose. Either I win or I learn
- You can have RESULTS or EXCUSES not both
- I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
- You have to be ODD, to be number ONE
- Change ‘ONE DAY’ into ‘TODAY’
- You cant do epic shit with basic people
- Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch
- Impossible is my specialty.
- These times are so hard, and they’re getting even harder
- You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.
- I’m just a vibe you can’t find nowhere else.
- Guess what? Dragons are imaginations, orelse I would burn each one of you.
- I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.
- Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold
- Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
- I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.
- Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.
- “I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.”
- “My signature, My style, My identity.”
- I am who I am, your approval is not needed
- “You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.”
- If the mind thinks of a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
- You couldn’t have handled me even if I came with instructions.
- Not always ‘Available’… Try your Luck.”
- “You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.”
- I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands
- Your the type of boy id make a sandwich for
- “Be yourself, who else is better qualified?”
- I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right
- I burned by bridges so the devil couldn’t follow me.
- The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
- “Different from everyone!”
- “I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.”
- “I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.”
- My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you
- Life goes on, with or without you
- I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level
- Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
- “Silent people have the loudest minds.”
- Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down.
- Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.
- Be a warrior not a worrier
- I know, I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
- For success, Attitude is equally as important as Ability.
- The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
- It always seems impossible until it’s done
- I am Fiji water. You are toilet water
- Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
- I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart
- If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst
- You have to be ODD, to be number ONE
- Proof that I can do selfies better than you
- I know, I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
- For success, Attitude is equally as important as Ability.
best instagram lyrics captions
- Peace sign in the air like i am Nixon
- The things i can’t change are The reasons you love me
- Bitter and dumb you are my sugarplum
- You look like a movie you should like a song
- Some days I need the music some days I need the lyrics
- If I die all I know is I am a motherfucker legend
- Find me where the wild things are
- So baby don’t feel no pain just smile back
- A simple hello could lead to a million things
- I wanna be that fantasy that you got on your mind
- If I die I am legend
- Don’t remember to forget me
- I love the way you hate me
- No looking back when I am gone
- I may be bad but I am perfectly good at it
- Sorry but you don’t make the rule
- Take your memories, I don’t need em’. – Keith Urban
- Even tough you-re fed up, you gotta keep your head up. – Tupac
- “I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man.” – Jay Z
- I am the child of a money hungry country
- And I wonder if I ever cross your mind. For me, it happens all the time. – Lady Antebellum
- Either you play the game or watch the game play you. – J.Cole
- You’re the only one I notice. It’s really hard for me to focus.
- We gonna party like it’s your birthday.” — 50 Cent, ‘In Da Club’
- You could be the king but watch the queen conquer. – Nicki
- Sunglasses and advil, last night was mad real. -K.West
- We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still – J. Cole
- “It’s your birthday you don’t have to do nothin’.” – Destiny’s Child, ‘Birthday’
- “Tell ’em that it’s my birthday!” — Selena Gomez, ‘Birthday’
- “Come and put cha name on it.” — Rihanna, ‘Cake’
- “For you, I would cross the line. I would waste my time. I would lose my mind.” — “Don’t Blame Me”
- “I could’ve spent forever with your hands in my pockets.” — “Dancing With Our Hands Tied”
- “I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me.”— “End Game”
- Killin’ someone’s vibe should be a fuckin’ crime
- “Turn my birthday into a lifestyle.” — Drake, ‘Pop Style’
- Made your whole year in a week.
- God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.” Billy Currington, “People Are Crazy”
- “Boy you better treat me carefully.” — “Be Careful”
- “Beyoncé on my stereo. Resentment on repeat.” — “Thru Your Phone”
- “Put it on airplane mode, so none of those calls come through.” — “I Do (feat. SZA)“Well my heart is gold, and
- my hands are cold.” – Halsey, “Gasoline”
- “I don’t want to be heard, I want to be listened to.” – Twenty One Pilots, “Forest”
- “I’m little but I’m coming for the crown.” – Lorde, “Still Sane”
- “I wanna thank god for workin’ way harder than Satan. He’s playin’ favorites, it feels amazin’” – “Elevate”
- “The new me is really still the real me.”— “In My Feelings”
- “As if it were shade, you would just throw it all. It’s like you’re trying not to glow at all” — “The Light Is Coming”
- “You get high and call on the regular. I get weak and fall like a teenager.” — “Everytime”
- “Universe must have my back. Fell from the sky into my lap” — “Pete Davidson”
- “My Mount Rushmore is me with four different expressions.” — “Survival”
- “Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?” – Rihanna, “Needed Me”
- “Hands in the air like we don’t care.” – Miley Cyrus, “We Can’t Stop”
best Clever instagram captions
- How I look take a selfie
- Not everyone likes me,but not everyone matter’s
- Sweet as sugar hard as ice hurt me once I will kill you twice
- Don’t worry about me l,worry about your eyebrows
- If you can’t get someone out of your head maybe they are supposed to be there
- I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter then the fire around me
- Lord please give me patience,b because if you give me strength I will need bail,money too.
- What do you think of the view?
- Once again, we are meeting.
- Your Attitude not your Aptitude will determine your Altitude.
- I liked memes before they were on Instagram
- I have done my graduation from university of selfies.
- You Know something. I’m very Clever.
- That moment when you realize your childhood is over
- She’s a throwback.” — Unknown”Home is where the field is.” — Unknown
- “Sundays are for football.” — Unknown
- “We don’t keep calm. It’s football season.” — Unknown
- “Forever in love with the Friday night lights.” — Unknown
- “You think you can beat us? Now that’s fantasy football.” — Unknown
- “I’ve got that Friday night feelin’.” — Unknown
- “Say it loud. Say it proud.” — Unknown
- “The huddle is real.” — Unknown
- “Who else had one of those pens with five colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?” — Unknown
- “I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.”-Unknown
- “Take me away to better days.” — Unknown
- “The best memories come from bad ideas.” — Unknown
- Come out from shower.
- If Nobody loves you then you’re on the right track
- Friday, my second favorite F word
- Last night was blurring.Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
- Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
- They used to shout my name, now they whisper it.
- Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
- Stay sharp and far from timid.
- If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
- Don’t Die before you’re dead.
- I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT
- Now, my scream has become louder.
- Your Attitude determines your direction.
- The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters
- Walk on the tube.
- It’s harder to be Kind than Clever.
- Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.
- I have pillow talks with my best friend.
- You have to be Quite Stupid to Act.
- Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
- I am finding my life in New York.
best Cool Instagram captions
- Working on myself,by myself,for myself”
- You have to be odd to be number one
- I can give a headache to an aspirin
- I can,i will,end of story!!!
- Things won’t get better unless you think better
- Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous
- Note to self – I’m going to make you so proud
- Don’t stop until you’re proud
- Never underestimate me because I am more than you think
- My silence is my attitude
- Being single is my attitude
- It’s cool being me
- I know I am always…SPECIAL
- I was born intelligent, but education ruined me!
- When I was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”
- I am a hot dude with a cool attitude
- I’m an odd combination of “REALLY SWEET” and “DON’T MESS WITH ME”
- I don’t have a Attitude, I’ve got a Personality you can’t handle
- If you don’t like my attitude quit talking to me
- Warning: Bad Attitude
- I am a good person..with bad attitude
- I don’t have a bad attitude, I just have a good appetite
- The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude!
- Good talent with bad attitude equals bad talent
- The only disability in life is a bad attitude
- A person with bad attitude will never move forward
- A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If you don’t change it, you’ll never go anywhere
- Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity
- Wake up with determination, Go to bed with satisfaction
- Don’t be busy be productive
- Be like a postage stamp, stick to a thing till you get there
- Life is all about possibilities – not limitations
- Please ignore me, I don’t care, I’m invisible
- Think like a proton, always positive
- Positive anything is better than a negative nothing
- A positive attitude will lead to positive outcomes
- A positive attitude changes everything
- Always wear your invisible crown
- Always hold your head up
- Make them stop and stare
- Never look down on anybody UNLESS you’re helping him up
- A person who falls and gets back up is much stronger than a person who never fell
- For success, Attitude is equally as important as Ability
- Success is the by-product of your attitude
- How high you go, Stay low..
- Beautiful minds inspire others
- Great minds discuss ideas, Small minds discuss people
- What others think of me is none of my business
- Hey, I found your nose..It was in my business again!
- Nothing will bring you greater peace than minding your own business
- You little rebel I like you
- Life is short smile while still you have tooth
- I just use my haters as my motivators.
best Savage Instagram caption
- My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you
- Life goes on, with or without you
- I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level
- You cant do epic shit with basic people
- Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch
- I am Fiji water. You are toilet water
- Proof that I can do selfies better than you
- Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold
- “It’s about time. Where’s my throne?” – Hannah Marin, Pretty Little Liars
- “It is so weird being my own role model.” – Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
- “You wanted fire? Sorry, my speciality is ice.” – Veronica Lodge, Riverdale
- “Look, I don’t mean to be a b*tch…well, actually I do.” – Santana Lopez, Glee
- I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands
- Your the type of boy id make a sandwich for.
- If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will
- Revenge? Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma fuck you up.
- Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
- As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter.
- My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
- I love the sound you make when you shut up.
- Make them stop and stare.
- Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
- “Break up with your girlfriend, yeah, yeah, ’cause I’m bored.” —Ariana Grande, ‘Break Up with your Girlfriend, I’m Bored’
- “I wear my crown, show it off, go on, girl.” —Kelly Rowland, ‘Crown’
- “Take my number down, I just might hit you.” —Lauren Jauregui, ‘More Than This’
- “They can’t leave us hangin’, no, no, not no more, best believe.” —Logic, ‘Keanu Reeves’
- “They say good things come to those who wait, so imma be at least an hour late.” —Kanye West, “Start It Up”
- “Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great.” – Fall Out Boy, “Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
- “You’re a million miles too close.” – The Jonas Brothers, “You Just Don’t Know It Yet”
- “You’re way too short to get on this ride.” – Shawn Mendes, “Show You”
- “Didn’t they tell you I was a savage?” – Rihanna, “Needed Me”
- Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
- Bitch, I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face.
- The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be Ready.
- 50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart
- I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
- Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
- Raindrop. Drop top. All I do is eat non Stop.
- Be a bad ass with a good ass
- Catch flights, not feelings.
- Do ya thing be.
- “Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” – Taylor Swift, “Blank Space”
- “I’m throwin’ shade like it’s sunny.” – Nicki Minaj, “Want Some More”
- “If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.” – Meghan Trainor, “Me Too”
- “I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart.” – Sia, “Elastic Heart”
- “Know yourself, know your worth.” – Drake, “0 to 100”
- Be a little more you, and a lot less them.but my personality lit
- sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast
- You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now
- They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.
- Braless is flawless.
- Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.
- too glam to give a dam
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- Take me or leave me I will never be perfect
- You can’t buy happiness but you can buy ice cream
- I like it when you smile it’s cute
- So many of my smiles begin with you
- Eat less sugar (you are sweet enough already)
- You ask me what are missing ?? I will tell you read the first word!!!
- Don’t let someone dim your light simply because it’s shining in their eyes
- Why fit in when you born to stand out
- Smiles are free but they are worth a lot
- When you are drownie eat brownie .
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- Your name is my favourite word
- Cuddling with you would be perfect right now
- Live for the moments you can’t put into words
- I don’t know what tightier our jeans or our friendship
- Good shoe take you good places
- Sunshine mix with a little hurricane
- They tell you to be yourself then they judge you
- Life is way too short for Bad vibes
- Be a little more you and a lot less tem
- Catch flights not feelings
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- Whenever you feel sad just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says pull
- You bring the alcohol I will bring the bad decision
- Red bull gives you wing vodka gives you 4*4
- Sit down we need to talk it’s time start taking me seriously
- Don’t be afraid it will be fun
- I heard your fart your secret is safe with me
- Oh stop you make me blush
- Babe I know what it looked like but she was just my friend
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- nobody really likes us except for us
- you cant go epic shit with basic people
- you call it chaos we call it family
- they laugh at you because they don’t know what you are capable of
- don’t stop until you proud
- live for the momemnts you can’t put into words
- no pain no champagne
- they never thought i would get this far, they were right,i got even further.
- i can’t really see another sqaud tryna cross us.
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