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I asked my Facebook mums to tell me the top 10 cheesiest chat up lines they had heard and here is what they said:
- Can I have a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- Does this smell like chloroform to you?
- Can I have your number as I have lost mine?
- That dress would look great on my bedroom floor
- I have lost my teddy so can I sleep with you tonight?
- Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- They should change the alphabet so you and I can be together
- Here’s 10p, phone your mom and tell her you wont be home tonight
- Is that a mirror in your knickers? As I can see myself in there tonight
Can you add to our list?
