They’re tiny.
They’re shiny.
The crowds surrounding them are insanely unruly. Almost uncontrollable.
You say you aren’t going to get caught up in it again.
But you do.
And sometimes your eyes actually burn as a result.
Yup. It’s happening again.
This Holiday season, it seems that anticipation for the upcoming new season of Toddlers & Tiaras is now ranking right up there with Black Friday price cuts on Walmart waffle irons.
Both events have polarized the country, caused numerous people to temporarily lose their vision, and at times reached the point where I can’t tell the difference between the two.
If it weren’t for tanning spray replacing pepper spray, I might never be able to figure out which one I am watching on Youtube.
I know it’s hard to wait, America.
So here’s one last glimpse of my new idol Mackenzie Myers, the mini Queen of Meltdowns to keep you busy, and off the streets, until T&T returns this month.
She is a hoot. She makes me smile. End of story.
I personally can’t get enough of Mackenzie…or a good waffle.
Feel free to sing along.
