Good news everyone! In response to dinahmow‘s request, here is some bonus content.

Anyway, the Happy Event(TM) took place some time ago and my boss did, in fact, give us a wedding present in the form of a gift voucher. I’ve never quite got the whole concept of these things. It’s basically, “here’s some money, but I decide where you spend it”.
Anyway, for Ms Mow’s edification, here is a picture of me and my best man hoping that the testicle-eating pixies are taking a day off:

This is not a manipulated image in any way. I really look like that and he has a bad case of pixelitus.