A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant sees the blonde and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to return to the back.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde! I’m beautiful! I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who belongs in economy and refuses to move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde! I’m beautiful! I’m going to Toronto and I’m staying right here.”
Returning to the cockpit, the co-pilot tells the pilot he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
Then he goes back to the blonde, bends down and whispers in her ear.
The blonde says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” gets up and returns to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asks the pilot what he said to make the blonde without any fuss.
“I told her, ‘First Class isn’t going to Toronto’.”
H/t FOTM’s pnordman
~Eowyn
