Assorted quotes, gathered from here and there on the Internet.
- I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
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If your cup is only half full, you probably need a new bra.
Never ask a woman who’s eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
I wonder why we’re so obsessed to find intelligent life on other planets, when we can’t even find intelligent life here?
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 4.
Some things are better left unsaid, which I generally realize right after I have said them.
H/t FOTM‘s japoa
~Eowyn
