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This Just in from Assbakistan: Assbak Suicide Bomber Murders Innocent Kurdish Young People

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

I want to say something, but the actions of islamic radicals say it all. Jihadists are a people without conscience, a black spot on human history that the Living God will soon wipe away

Pray for the Kurds. They are the only people in this whole picture with the courage to stand up and resist ISIS. The kurdish women have more courage and valor the the ISIS men.

Pray for them. America will be of no benefit to these good people unless we can throw off this antichrist in the oral office. (misspelling intentional)

Assbakistan

And that’s all the news from Assbakistan, where all the women wear trash bags, all the men are ugly, and all the children are more murderous than average.

H/t (with apologies) Garrison Keillor – “The News From Lake Wobegon”


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