This is what I would wear to watch The Sexiest Man Alive (see below, ladies, see below) do his thing at a festival, if I were lucky enough to go one day…I don’t think I could get away with this at Rex Club. The doorman would be like ‘hey, girl, your dress is see-through’ and I’d be like ‘I know. I’m in love with the DJ. What of it?’ and then he’d totally throw my arse out and I’d have to sneak back in with some crazy drug-dealers that I’d bribed with lollipops and chewing gum. But at a festival it would be fine! I’d be practically invisible next to the girls wearing carnival beads and a g-string. Look, I’ve even got warm socks on.
