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The Twelve Days of Cbeebies Xmas = an adult version made by one of my mums.
On the first day of xmas I met Mike the knight
I fed him some of katies cake, and he rode off high as a kite!
On the 2nd day of xmas I met grandad tumble
He were trying to convince auntie mabel to go behind his shed for a fumble.
On the 3rd day of xmas I met PC Plum
He was trying to avoid archie who wanted the cherry from his bum!
On the 4th day of xmas I met Lola and Charlie
He was coming down off of a snow can and was getting rather gnarly
On the fifth day of xmas I met Postman Pat
He was hiding from the law as he had run over jess the cat
On the 6 th day of xmas I met the Teletubbies
I hid their noo noo and tubby custard Tbh it was quite funny
On the 7th day of xmas I met Builder Bob
He made me buy his new dvd
That neil morrisey is such a knob!
On the 8th day of xmas I met Rasta Mouse
Katie had done him a roaring trade
His arse was as big as a house.
On the 9th day of xmas I met Auntie Mabel and Pippin
Pippin had pissed inside the plane
Auntie mabel was practically spitting!
On the 10th day of xmas I met Mr Bloom and his talking veg
Im not saying he was being obscene with a carrot
But I couldnt miss his trouser wedge
On the 11th day of xmas I met Katie from I can cook
She made me a cake, and im afraid to say im ever so slightly hooked
On the 12th day of xmas Sid organised an intervention
And now we are all in rehab now. Roger rabbits here too – just thought I would mention!
