The Power of Positive Thinking

We were getting ready to leave this morning when the girls discovered a second pair of my favorite mittens. These are heavy, with the flip top mittens so I can still use my fingers if needed.
Why were they looking at mittens? It's cold this morning. When we left the house it wasn't even freezing outside. Yes, it's April. It's really the continuation of the winter that will never end.
As the girls were discussing who would wear which pair of my mittens, I said, "Hey, just a reminder. Both pairs are mine. I'll share them, but these are my mittens."
The girls smiled at each other. The blond twin looked quite amused and said, "Sure, you can think that Mom." The brunette twin just laughed.
I think I need new mittens.