Nancy is riding along in her limo when a cow jumps out into the road, the car hits it full on, and the car comes to a stop.
Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, “You get out and check. You were driving.”
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was an old cow.
“You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer,” says Nancy.
Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
Nancy exclaims, “My God! What happened to you?”
Still smiling, the chauffeur replies, “When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whiskey. The wife gave me a wonderful meal and their daughter made love to me.”
“What on earth did you say?” asks Nancy.
“I just knocked on the door and when it opened, I said to them ‘I’m Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I just killed the old cow.’”
H/t FOTM’s Wild Bill Alaska
~Eowyn
