The Hypocrisy of Pres. Lucifer’s Government Shutdown

This morning, when I was writing the “America’s future: College students know all about twerking, but clueless about world leaders” post, I needed a piece of information — the percentage of Americans who are college students.

So I went on the federal government website National Center for Education Statistics (NCES), which is part of the U.S. Department of Education, but discovered that the entire website is blackened out, except for this message:

So is the website of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention:

So is the Department of Defense website:

Clash Daily discovered that Pres. Lucifer even shut down the Amber Alert website. When you try to go on that website, you’ll get this message:

So too with other federal government websites, except this one.

It’s Mooch’s Let’s Move website:

I took the above screenshot of Let’s Move with the date (10/7/2013) and time (2:56 PM) when I accessed it, as evidence.

President Lucifer has closed America’s national monuments, parks and even the Atlantic Ocean, threatened military priests with arrest if they dare to celebrate Mass voluntarily without pay, forced elderly and other Americans from their privately-owned homes, and closed down the websites of the U.S. Department of Education, CDC, DOD, and Ambert Alert — all because of the so-called government shutdown.

But Mooch’s Let’s Move website is open for business!

Because, you know, a website about kids exercising and eating healthy meals is just so much more important than the Vietnam Memorial, or our soldiers attending Mass, or the Ambert Alert, or . . . .

You self-serving hypocritical POS in the White House. You make me ill.