Observe his bio:
John Cain loves to make people laugh.
2014 was a success. Exclamation point.
He's up for anything, anytime.
He likes connecting with people.
"Maybe in a deep conversation about life, or laughing about something completely ridiculous," he says.
"I love music!" says John. Good for you, John!
"I am very out going (sic) and fun to be around."
You're a real superstar, John. Shoot for the stars.
