Well, here we have arrived at the day that most have been looking forward to for the past nine months, the season 5 premiere of True Blood. I know I am most looking forward to the return of the Viking Vampire God, Eric Northman and I am not alone in that thought!
We thought we would make a fun little game out of the first episode of the season and we hope that you join us in the Drinking Game: True Blood style. The rules are really very simple and will guarantee to leave you feeling good in no time if you follow these said rules.
This is how it will work:
1. Every time Sookie screams, take a shot.
2. Every time the word FUCK is used, take a shot. Better make this a shot of water or soda(take it easy on the soda you don’t want a cavity lol) as this one will get you pretty damn drunk fast!
3. Every time Eric and Bill are dressed alike (i.e. look likes twinkies they do), take a shot.
I imagine by now, you might be feeling a bit like this if you are playing this game, you poor thing! It’s okay you can blame it on the writing!
Shall we continue? I think so!
4. Every time Bill gives his infamous pouty face, you know the one I am talking about, take a shot! (better chase with a water back here as well)
5. Every time Bill calls Sookie his miracle, take a shot. You know it will happen again and again.
6. Every time someone has sex, take a shot! (HMMMMM maybe this should be a little shot of H2O as well)
7. Every time Jason is without his shirt, take a shot.
8. Every time Pam makes a snarky comment, take a shot.
I think this is enough, don’t you? Take it easy when playing this game and use your drink of choice. Your drink of choice could be you favorite soda pop, wine, schnapps or a little Captain Morgan, just have fun with it. This post was just for a little fun to get our juices flowing for the show that premieres tonight on HBO. You don’t really have to drink and if you do, ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!!
* We here at Eric and Sookie Lovers do not advocate drinking, this post is strictly for fun only and is in no way encouraging people to drink themselves into a stubor. It is our belief that people are smart enough to NOT drink this much and are confident that they will use the brains the Good Lord gave them*
Let us know tomorrow morning if you can say this to us and we will know you played the Drinking Game: True Blood Style!
