

“Oh, really,” said O’Toole. “Are ye referring to newspapers, landlines, Facebook, me old Chevy Malibu?? Sure’n you’ll hafta be more precise.”

“Faith, I mean th’ fearsome beasts that roamed the earth before God made leprechauns,” said O’Reilly. “One day they all got caught in a meteor shower and were gone quicker’n Kamala Harris, poor lads.”

“Ah, to be sure, there’s a time for stayin’ indoors,” said O’Toole. “And don’t be callin’ me ‘Faith!’”

“Well, I’m thinkin’ they were Irish,” said O’Reilly. “I’ve read Dinosaurs for Dummies and watched Jurassic Park fifty-seven times, and I’m sure of it.”
