The Bung-hole Buttlickers

So it appears that the NFL's prison work release program, better known as the cincinnati Bungholes, can only sit around chronically fapping off and watching mock drafts in order to try to steal any pick attributed to the Steelers.
I got news for you bungholes, thinking you can jump (alleged) Steelers picks, in the hope you will turn into the Steelers, is as diluted and lame as keeping a coach for decades, just because he loves ex, and soon to be convicts and can win between 2 on 6 games a year (which is miraculous for the bungholes).
Attempting to vicariously lick the Steelers ***, via the draft, won't make you the Steelers, it just confirms to the world that you are the Steelers *** licking *****!!!
Dream on you striped ****tards and give us the courtesy of a reach around, then go cook us a pizza you *****!!!