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The Biology Exam

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Students in a Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question, worth 70 points, was “Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.”

One student in particular was hard put to think of seven advantages. He struggled to think of six:

1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck.

Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers that are high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.

He got an A+.

milk bottles
What? Were you expecting something else? LOL
insouciant cat

H/t FOTM’s josephbc69

~Eowyn


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