#Steelers Looking To Add To Colbert's Geriatric Unit

Rumors out there are that the Steelers are looking at :
Dwight Freeney - 33 years old
Brian Urlacher - 35 years old
James Harrison - 35 years old (bringing him back)
On top of choosing 33 year old Ike Taylor over 27 year old Keenan Lewis, resigning 33 year old Larry Foote, and resigning 36 year old Plaxico Burress, the Pittsburgh Steelers are currently looking for Free Agents a step away from getting their AARP cards.
The Steelers are looking more like the 2000's Pittsburgh Pirates... hitting Free Agency for every over the hill, has-been geezer to fill important roles because their Drafting sucked and left them without viable options to fill those positions within. It's never good when an easy comparison to the 2000 Pittsburgh Pirates can be made
:facepalm: