Congrats to Snooki and her fiancé Jionni LaValle who welcomed their first baby, a son, 6-pound 5-ounce Lorenzo (Enzo) Dominic LaValle this morning. Polizzi gave birth at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, N.J..
“The world just got another guido!!!” a Polizzi rep told MTV.
Yes, just what the world needs, a second generation of Jersey Shore guidos. Yet, it did get this Style Expert wondering. What can we expect to see Snooki dressing baby Enzo in? I’m predicting a lot of bling, a lot of leopard (even if he is a boy), sneakers, Ed Hard, baby jewelry and slick, “fresh to death” outfits.
Inspired, I put some looks together. What do you think?
Leopard bib, guido diaper covers, Italian Stallion onesies and blinged out sneakers? None of this would surprise me in the least.
Enzo will certainly be cutting his first teeth in Ed Hardy, I’m sure. Yes, they do make kiddie Ed Hardy sunglasses.
Has a Guido ever met a Swarovski Crystal they didn’t like?
Most call it a rattle, but, for guidos, this is a baby’s first dumbbell.
The total guido package.
