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Snog, Marry, Avoid, Flush Head Down Loo Etc Etc.

By Ashleylister @ashleylister
Gah I hate his game, bah humbug. No room for nuances. Well here goes;
Snog - It's a secret. No I'm not telling. It's a whole package thing for me so somehow so someone I find attractive, who makes me giggle (not easy with my twisted sense of humour) and is intelligent seems to do it for me.
Marry - Just at the tail end of a long drawn out divorce, can't see that happening again. Had the full church thing, meringue, flowers and church. Pain in the arse in-laws showing you up. The usual fayre. *shudder. To be fair I'm sure it works for some but this cynic can't see it happening again somehow.
Avoid - Anyone who sets of my finely tuned looper radar. The ex managed to bypass that somehow though. It's usually pretty reliable though, and then I run, like a victim from the chainsaw scene in American Psycho. This applies to men and women alike.
Shall I add a few more?
Hit in the face with a shovel - David Cameron. Easy one but needs to be done at some point. I volunteer.
Buy a nice present - All of my good friends who have supported me this year. Thankyou.
Undress and stick to the top of Blackpool Tower - Our local MP Paul Maynard who keeps ignoring his constituents.
Have a nice brew and a slice of cake with - Everyone tonight at the next Lancashire Dead Good Poets event at the Number 5 with special guest poet Tony Walsh. Hope you can make it. It's FREE, go on.

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