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Shame on Food Manufacturers!

By Dailydoseofmusings @mythoughts4sure
Uuugh! It really pisses me off when food manufacturers change their products.
We all have certain foods we love.  Myself included.  Why the heck do these idiots feel the need to constantly CHANGE everything?
Don't give me the excuse that "...it's for variety..."  I'm not talking about adding new flavors or introducing new products. I'm talking about taking something that is fine just the way it is and totally ass raping the hell out of it and turning it into a turd with a label.
I used to like this kind of cheese sauce but now it's utterly inedible because the company probably found an additive that is 10 times cheaper and supposedly does the same thing as the one it replaced.
Surprise!  Replacing 'salt' with 'dried rat droppings' in the recipe may have saved this food manufacturer fifty bucks this year but it made their product taste like something I should be spackling my walls with.
Shame on Food Manufacturers!Dear Greedy Food Manufacturers;
Stop turning my food into something that I need to be afraid of!  Stop creating it out of unpronounceable gook that probably isn't even legal in half the known world.
New, improved... does not work for me does not sit well in my stomach and kills the taste buds.
Signed,
Seth... One Disgruntled Consumer!
Shame on Food Manufacturers!

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