Seaside Sunday: Do Not Donut

Rather than overwhelm you with a solid week or so of 'what I did on my holidays', and in an effort to distract us from the variable spring weather, I'll take us on a visit to the seaside each Sunday. We begin with Scarborough's additions to my collection of alarming seaside food characters. 

If you look closely, this doughnut is tethered to his post by octopus clips. More naive readers might imagine this is to stop it being blown or carried away. Anyone who has ever seen a horror film will understand that the real purpose is to restrain it from killing us in our beds. 

This cannibalistic coffee bean is less obviously alarming. Or at least, he's smaller. Happy drinking!