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Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

By Jennyphresh @feralpony
A smattering of the academic fare that was discovered in my attic. (The former owner of the home being a parochial school administrator.) There are many of these books. Here are some of the more alarming of the batch.

Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

 Everything you've always wanted to know about sin, sluts, interracial marriage, and nudity, answered by your favorite cut-up, "Monsignor J.D." 

Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

"Yes, unless you're a totally rude fuck!"—Monsignor J.D.


Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

"I am a bit out of touch with techniques. Are you referring to the cheeks of the buttocks? If so, a light grazing is acceptable in the eyes of the Lord, but more vigorous 'pressing' or 'grinding' would be considered immoral. As would any ape-like maneuvers."—Monsignor J.D.

Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

I took the Dysfunctional Method. 

Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

And it led to this!


Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

Repeat: Boys and girls should not be allowed together in the same room.

Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

Oh! What if I wish to know very little? Does this book cover that?


Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

I don't think that car has seat-heaters or Sirius XM OR airbags.


Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

If you are white and prosperous. If not, youse fucked.


Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

Perfectly healthy, normal teenagers.


Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

A mentally ill teen who daydreams of lustful car trips with older women!


Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

The fear of the "unknown" is worse than being chased by a maddened cow? I think not.


Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

For shame, Puerto Rican children who are having a delightful time in a water sprinkler. This is by no means the best outlet for your youthful energies!

Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

This photograph was found inserted inside Problems and Opportunities in a Democracy. It puzzles me in several ways. For one, is the mannequin intended to be homosexual? Where are #s 1 and 2? Why does Bobby Sue look happy with her date but Mary Lou look like she just got stuck in the arse with a pickle?


Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

"If you run too much water into a bathtub, some water will overflow from the tub."
(Is that statement about the left testicle really true? Need to know!)


Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

Living things are slumped marionettes dangling from a crucifix.

Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

OK, I'll give this a shot; I'm only slightly "high."

Scary High School Textbooks From the 1960s

That big chunk of text helps SOOOO much. Thank you, Robinson's New Higher Arithmetic!



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