Charming liberal trolls regularly come on FOTM to hurl insults and enjoinments to “F-you”.
Being the genius that he was, there’s help from physicist Albert Einstein.
E = mc² is the equation in physicist Albert Einstein’s theory of special relativity, where E is the energy of a physical system, m is the mass of the system, and c is the speed of light in a vacuum. In words, energy (E) equals (=) mass (m) multiplied by the speed of light squared (c²).
Einstein’s theory shows that when an object is pushed in the direction of motion, it gains momentum and energy, but when the object is already traveling near the speed of light, it cannot move much faster, no matter how much energy it absorbs. Its momentum and energy continue to increase without bounds, whereas its speed approaches a constant value—the speed of light.
Now if you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at 299.8 mm/sec, the speed of light, it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.
However, since none of us is physically capable of achieving that speed, there’s an easier way to accomplish the same result:
Just vote Democrat in the Nov. 8, 2016, election.
H/t FOTM‘s maziel
~Eowyn
