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Satanist Falls on Her Ass, So Let’s Have Another Caption Contest!

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

This is the 94th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Madonna falls at BRIT award 2015

About the pic: On Feb. 25, 2015, while performing at the Brit Awards, the British equivalent of the satanic Grammy Awards, surrounded by demonic horned and masked male dancers, 56-year-old Madonna Louise Ciccone fell on her ass. She claimed she sustained “a little bit of whiplash” and smacked the back of her head, but that didn’t stop her from wearing sky-high heels the next day for her interview at a UK TV talk show. (See also Madonna’s satanic performance at the 2012 Super Bowl half-time show: “Super Bowl Satanism“)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A preview of her fall to Hell.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, March 10, 2015.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

Seen any pics that you think will make good foil for our caption contests? Send it to us at:

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~Éowyn


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